DEFENDER'S RAP

• GO AHEAD YAZ. Tell them I'm a bitch, I only get votes coz I'm feminine,
• Tell them I'm a whore, an ex-nun that started peddling amphetamines,
• Tell them all about how I'm the reason for your parents divorce,
• Coz I'm a better cook than your mom and mine and your pop's sex life isn't forced,
• This is the part you lose, if Maverick fly then he must be Tom Cruise
• I always bomb dudes, I'll put pins in ya moms shoes when I slip in that Somme' mood
• Both' yall always tryna fill my shoes and be a dope rapper like Adam Sandler in the Cobbler!
• So fill ya boots' you fucking' cock' gobbler, coz after this battle you'll probably be popular,
• I'll rip your limbs off one by one and stick you're veins inside a colander,
• You couldn't snap venom if you were a reptile photographer!
• You said you could defeat me, you fell off, but this time you'll beat me,
• But you'll get eight/ate twice' like two fat ladies and you'll stay beneath me,
• Believe me, you should of battled a rookie or viper instead,
• Coz like Katie sitting on your face I'll put a price on ya head
• I see all the lies that you've fed, you're faker than white guys that rock dreads'
• You should creep on you're toes quietly, don't wake the sleeping beast,
• Let me sleep in peace, coz once I wake, I wake to feast on teeth'
• It's like watching a vegan eat meat I don't understand why you want beef
• I'm the philosophical type', old school deep & you're Mr Lynn you're common just another chief keif
• You lost to skinny dude guess you felt like Cannibus when you got murked off Slim
• He rhymed John Silver with unworkable and you still got served off him!
• So I don't understand why you're taking shots' at the Queen like Marcus Serjeant
• Guess you both' wanted the fame, firing off urgent' but fuck that, Imma murder this resurgent,
• So here's a dare Yaz, I dare to you to battle me and not ask for ONE vote,
• Coz there's a difference between sharing your battle and the pleading approach'
• I ask people to vote unbiased and as fair as possible
• Your reasons are comical, like 'please vote for me, venom's such an obstacle, beating her without cheating ain't probable'
• Fuck out of here yaz, just face up to the facts, you're basic and WACK, I'm ape shit on tracks and you're basically trapped,
• Facin me you'll get slayed and attacked, every time we meet, you're taking the smack,
• You'll get placed a cast and there's no chance of reprisals, coz this one's the final,
• So fuck your recycled recitals and your fight for my title, this time I'm gonna switch off ya vitals,
• I'll stick metaphors in the rifle and blast at this rival, there's no chance of survival,
• You're just another masochist pacifist, hunting' for more punishment,
• I'll douse a cricket wicket in pungent rum and stick it up your fundament!!
• I'll rip out your veins and attach them to mains, call up your dad tell him I wanna play a game,
• Sit in the dark and wait for him to enter, tell him to turn on the lights then giggle as the lightening begins to enter
• They're all tryna take the queen's spot, but sorry no vacancy, I could fire aimlessly and still win occasionally,
• Fuck complacency, I treat every rapper tenaciously,I'll step to you hastily don't ever try forsaking me,
• I don't sell guns but I've got ammunition in store for you,It's like for every rook I drop, rappad spawns five more of you,
• Has me wishing yall' single mother's had aborted you, If Trump gets in power I hope that he's deporting you
• I don't give a fuck if it's petty shit that I've resorted too, when they extradite you I'll be the one escortin' you,
• You've got deceptive skills, you ain't respected, chill,
• I'll put yaz in a box, but I don't mean contraceptive pills
• I'll put your casket in a minivan, do 100 and fucking jump out the door
• Then watch your boxed corpse fly off a cliff and take a fucking tour'
• Run up in your home with a plastic bag over my head and ask 'Where's the fucking booze?'
• Tie you and your moms to a chair, get drunk and start dancing' to Wham's fucking tunes,