Battles Web_Alternate vs Attitudeera94
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Write a ridiculous story, The most twisted and ridiculous story wins, Buts that's up to The Voters!
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I went to Dicks Boil, the other day for Flashy Meal/
- Or Nasty Meal, or should It be Crappy Meal/
- Went up, "Can I order a sexy ass white chick?
- With wide tits take her home so she can suck my wide dick/
- Then ride It, like a rollercoaster ahh I SHIT!
- AHH! Violet I'm cuming ah ah uh My Dick!/
- Till I realized they priced It 1'500$ at the highest/
- They offered a guys dick, WTF Is a guys dick?
- A burger with a guys dick, WTF would I buy this/
- "We sell guys dicks, It's like a sausage bite this/
- And would you like this? Beverage It's called guys jizz/
- "FUCK NO I cried shit, Why the fuck would I like this/
- Ruining my diet, I got pissed and started a Riot!
- My friends united along with grenades provided/
- Today decided rays brighten than flames Ignited/
- Destroyed the entire building so how you like this?
- Serves me a guys dick, I'll serve you a Tight Fist/
- But what did I expect from a place called Dicks Boil I shit/
- Liked It, Hell No! I despised It/
- Fuck a guys dick, that's something you do private/
- You don't fucking eat It you rub till surprised shit/
- Protein, Bitches getting plenty from chowing My Dick/
- 100g Is too much along with 200g of My Shit/
- That place sounded pretty Gay! Hope y'all like twist
- My sense of humor Is sick I'm a sick minded kid/
- Sick minded prick sick enough to suck a bitch private tits/
- Like this shit fulfilling my sick minded kicks/
- If you find this shit sucks you despise this twist/
- Than Fuck Off My Battles You Bitch Minded Shit!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- With this blade I have certain goals/
- To slice your neck and sever your whole cervical/
- Does this man with the blade show any mercy no/
- This gift to kill stupid shit fucking cursed me whole/
- Fuck It let me list my top 5 wrestlers from 2008 to now/
- Even though this era sucks these are my hottest now/
- Maryse, Velvet Sky, Natalya, Kaitlyn, Eva Marie/
- Even though some of em suck their hot as Fuck sorry/
- Not sorry cause If you fags think I give a shit/
- About your midget ass weak ass opinion's/
- Than you gotta be kidding my ass no shitting/
- If I created a site like this and people start bitching/
- Fags BS'ing on the Forums would be all forbidden/
- This 90% of the site I'm completely dissing/
- You fags don't deserve to have shit but brain damage/
- Same boring as typical dipshits too average/
- Fuck all of you even my family can suck It/
- All they do Is bug me over some dumb shit/
- Stressing me out saying I'm stupid these douches/
- I wish I was In a sexy dream and forever Lucid/
- No drama or emotional shit just Boobs!
- Boobs everywhere everyday, Feel Me Dude/