Battles -ian- vs Sly
RULES
BYOB style Acapella Battle: Star Wars theme Light vs Dark 90 seconds, Battle Bars
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Check this Rick Astley looking motherfucker on his Jedi shit
- I been getting Rick rolled with every thread I click
- cuz he’s been spamming all that rage and hatred that by day 6
- I gotta think this motherfucker be in league with J6
- see J6 came here saying he was gonna blade his wrists
- Sly’s the same gets Wordz and Grace to cut him with some razor wit
- Now don't say this shit aint related to Star Wars, I just put it all in a starker light
- Cuz me outing you and J6 - I'm just displaying my Darker side.
- See I'm the evil star in this circle: that's a Pentagram,
- Ventin' breaths like Vader's mask: with starts and stops like a telegram
- The fact you hit from the Jedi side tells me them bars are light
- The harm I bring is Generally Grievous i kill with forearm/4 arm strikes
- got you Onderon Soby Wan If Only, and all up in panic
- I get em Alderaan, drop in bombs, and blow up – Like I planet
- and you got the nerve to tell Wordz you’re doper than Qui Gon Jin
- well we sure 'aint seen Ewen, bitch you ain't even Padawan
- I'm the light of darkness rising like Luna, see I'm in Sidious
- no shock that you're just a bitch tryna sniff your sister's clitoris
- Speakin' of bitch, call yourself Slywalker - that's the line you identify with?
- Well I'm no Jabba, I Leia whole fam out cuz I ‘lectrify shit
- I slice your guts open, aint this some hot Bantha
- But you're just Lukewarm so i send you Bacta tanker
- Your life’s a sinking ship that you can’t elevate on the fly
- I guess for Yoda get it: “Do or do not, there is no try”
- you flyin’ low but I got this body zipped up – gross anatomy
- cuz to win you’d need to build a dick ridin’ Jedi Academy
- but don’t need no trilogy to finish you, just one more roast
- I put your body on the fire and at the end see you Forced ghost
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Okay ianDroid... You're force is null and void
- I'm an assassin you wack as fuck. An 8D smelter boy...
- My flowin is 2-1B surgical. You better get the medical droids, because I'm hurtin' you
- I'm an IT-O interrogator, You're bars need some help. My bars are soundin escalated
- I'll bring you a WED-15 treadwell, This doesn't end well,
- My shit is said well, I got these jedi powers
- You know a droid don't stand a chance for the force, you're already overpowered.
- You just an astromech and you're never gettin' redeployed, you coward.
- Cause I been lightsaber duelin' rappers back to back. You never heard of me?
- Well now you're gonna know my name as fact. Cause I'm the yoda, see?
- Even when these siths see me, they thinkin that I'm little.
- But I leave'em dead and headless, and I don't need a 'saber to cripple you.
- You're ugly like Max Rebo, send you back to Droid Depot
- And we know that you got weak flow, ain't even got a genome.
- Cause you don't perform up to par, you're surely not R2-D2
- You just a Jabba the Hut and this the great pit of carkoon.
- Yea you remember that battle? The light side put'em in the dirt.
- I know it hurts because you know that you're already murked.
- I'm the light side bitch, in the end I always win.
- Yea I'm the gnarltree, my bars are just the knobby white spider,
- use'em to hunt MCs
- Now you beggin please, I fuckin' killed you kid,
- so don't come runnin' back to me when you lose this duel like vader did...
- I'll stomp you like a swamp slug
- I'm climbin' in this game like tauntauns on hoth bruh.
- You look little to me like Teebo, I'll leave you de-boned
- You're just an imprint like the pigment from yoro
- You'll fade eventually.
- My music is solid like centressar strings
- You're spittin is ugly like jar-jar binks