CHALLENGER'S RAP

• As soon i met you, I knew you were gay as shit,
• All your semen ever sees is shit,
• Your mom had a c section,
• Cause you were always scared a clits,
• You should've learned thing or two about std prevention,
• But now it's too late, you already got genital warts,
• And you're wearing a pair of booty shorts,
• That even miley cyrus can rock better,
• You say you want a serious relationship,
• But your face says single forever,
• You belong on a slave ship, cause your left hand got you whipped,
• I’m gonna do me, you act hard,
• Wondering why you're in a prison yard,
• A bitch to to a nigga named maurice,
• But you don't care cause you say you're his ferrari,
• If you're his ferrari then I’m Xzibit’s Bugatti,
• Get the point? Im fucking legendary,
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• Motherfucker, you're incompetent,
• Me, i'm in your sister's mouth like condiments,
• On a hot-dog cause she loves to blow,
• She's like your mother, she never takes things slow,
• You're the type a person to put peanut butter on your penis,
• And let your dog lick it off, before moving on to your anus,
• Why don't you go do like Kurt Cobain,
• And Take to shot to the brain,
• Cause ain't nobody love you,
• And Nobody's gonna miss you,
• This might might be a tad cold,
• But you're the one who dissed me first,
• And now you're fucking cursed,
• Cause I got you in a stranglehold,
• But it's not over yet,
• Still got more to dish out,
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• If I had to guess, I'd say you were born on the highway
• Cause that's where most accidents happen,
• Wondering how you got this stupid,
• Did you take any lessons,
• Or are you just one mistake after another?
• I guess mistakes run in the family,
• Just ask your mother and father,
• All they want is amnesty,
• But you won't stop breathing,
• So they're dreaming a leaving and never returning,
• No one's ever loved you, no one ever will
• So don't even bother leaving a god damn will
• And stop worrying about the clothes you got on
• Worry if you got your damn tampax on
• Next time keep your mouth shut,
• Like that bitch Hillary Clinton,