DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm a looming threat, in battles; I'm a loom in 'em like Iron Mike
• You'll get canned,
• 'Cause winning against me is not on your tintype
• On the flipside, I stick out like a sore thumb but I ain't tryna' hitchhike
• If you're shootin' towards the peak, then I'll leave you lifeless along the hillside
• I'll grip a knife and stick it right in your windpipe, so
• En Garde, show me some defense it's me, the avant-garde
• You can't catch me, I'm a lost snark
• I send lyrical terror and I won't allow a wack bar
• I brush my teeth with my pen, so every rhyme I write a rhyme... It's in mint condition
• It's like overdosing on lozenges, but you? It's smells like fart when you breathe
• And if you think my bars are cringey then you must have Parkinson's disease
• Your technique makes me dogmatic, so I'll leave you dead like this is the movie Marley & Me