Battles Narkee vs LadyVenom
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You can't block son's shine when his ideas are bright enough to dilate your pupils
- life's a game that'll test you, so kudos if you're a teacher's pet though there's no contest that I'M THE BEST PUPIL!
- valedictorian of my peers here's the sole soul that the whole group quotes
- so much class, obey the rules, no! I'm sky diving through the loopholes
- meticulously move slow the first step as heavy as a sumo's
- 5 steps to success but to escalate I took the elevator to the roof Yo
- you're stuck at first base while I'm sliding home with two hoes
- I swing the wood with the batting average of Albert Pujols
- remove clothes and panty hose I'm tearing through those
- gone off the nuvo let me clarify and verify that even with mucho
- dineros in my suit folds I
- do not mean to boast
- quick to back down, don't approach, wassup girl? I'm a trip, pack your clothes, you wanna go, putos?!
- go where?! go night night, I'm at your Wake rocking Armani, Ralph Lauren and Hugo
- the Boss of a troupe of rude folks in the heart of the city
- set up road blocks like blood clots you can't maneuver through those
- fear my reign, can't take my name in vain when the streets are congested veins
- and when I take my aim then make my claim the gesture flows through the blood stream of the city like low glucose
- evil intent the scent of revenge is still sweeter than high fructose
- corn syrup, you Brits are corny, word? it was heard through the grapevine
- was bound to circulate the second the little bird whispered into the ear of corn
- don't perpetrate, son, word is Bond
- James
- has a License To Kill and the right to bare arms but still shoot you the fair one
- back up's gonna have to follow the smoke signals from the flare gun
- or the north star to guide you to the heavenly father
- chant fuck a pig, one time, prepare them for the slaughter
- or water board to torture, baby, jimmie's crazy enough to happy belated abort ya
- watch how the story plays out as orchestrated by the author
- I doubt your parents taught ya to never walk up to a stranger
- and take candy, the decision will haunt ya from the cradle to the grave
- from the grave to the cradle the rebirth of the fabled
- it's gravy baby, when I peel off mashing the gas like dad did potatoes
- the most known colonel, other than Sanders
- I do this shit, for my Click, other than Sandler
- turn your Adam's apple into cider as I sand your
- epidermis down to your subcutis no better time to panic than now get down damnit
- hands up
- in the air and wave them like you don't care
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Had to peep your profile man, I see you're shit now,
- You beat 'average hoe?' Cool... so did Chris Brown...
- That don't make you shit, WOW!
- Dipsy' Doodled and won, bet you're pissed now! Actin all casually....
- I ain't talking T.V, but if shit goes bad' I could axe' sons of Anarkee/Anarchy
- So if you wanna beef' I suggest you eat rationally,
- So sick, I move callously not gallantly, causing mass' catastrophes,
- I'm number one! Can't take the belt, this is chastity
- You're Maria Carey, since you're writing is fantasy,
- I'm Dr Brown, flows produced naturally, mixed with' Claudine Hellmuth , Icreate craftily,
- I'm Pearl Harbour, with these bombs' unprovoked and dastardly,
- Spittin' treacherous and bastardly' the voice that steals your sanity,
- I'm sickness defined, there's no alchemy, words of rhapsody, Yours? Travesty
- You've got car- crash raps, Diana died tragically, it's curtains when I rap not talkin' no tapestry
- You're like females in sci-fis since you acting' so dramatically,
- You're a hypochondriac, your sickness is a fallacy,
- I'm Mayweather, you're dumb to try and challenge me,
- I'm metaphorical, punches more confusin than Ronnie Kray's sexuality,
- I'm audiodope' but you don't have the audacity'
- You Kim Kardashian coz you dumb as fuck in reality,
- I'll take your' morality, feed you razor blades and fasteners,
- I'm King Arthur I'll slash you with the Xcalibur,
- Body trafficker, sippin' turpentine and gasoline'
- Punch you so far you'll need a motherfuckin' Dramamine,
- I'll force feed you aniline and beat u with' a bass guitar,
- Rip off ya ears and place them' in a mason jar,
- I was breast fed cyanide, and drunk' ethylene glycol on a bet'
- So this fake fag is no risk, like an electronic cigarette,
- I'll snap his neck and toss him from a miaret
- For the simple fact he ain't even in the kitchen yet!
- Listen I'm cold, I hang where the beasts dwell,
- He says he's sick but he's got no proof like D-12
- My beef swell' and my bars are fuckin' scintillating
- So' fuck that weak ass shit you're implicating'
- You simply can't challenge this obnoxiousness
- I'm monstrous my wordplay is an accomplishment
- You're a walkin' cesspit, u should be a wigger singer
- I'll have you more twitchy than Jason Statham's trigger finger!
- You're a mediocre rapper, don't stay where vets dwell,
- You make Pit bull look like Chino XL,
- I'm a full blown tsunami, a monsoon you ain't even a wet spell,
- Venom's tongue so lethal it might make ya neck swell,
- So be blessed, be grateful to be a part of it,
- Coz if your career was your child you still couldn't farther/father it
- I'm heartless kid, starve u till your mass is fadin' and you're emaciated,
- Throw meteorites threw ya window jus' to show u that u basic,
- Dress up as Manson and make you feel emasculated'
- Watch your whole crew get quickly eradicated!
- I'll punch this sucker down with titanium fists,
- And attach his veins to a vanadium drip
- Anarkee ain't shit! I'll annihilate this parasite,
- Paraglide to his residence and slash him with a samurai,
- This is verbal destruction, my words are German lugers,
- I'm a certain trooper, urban shooter, verbal apocalypse the verses shoot ya!
- I'll body you quick, another' rapper on the hit list,
- I told you I was twisted, you're just anotha' victim to get restricted!