Battles vs Funkatron
RULES
BYOB Tournament Round 3
Max of 60 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- First off fuck you non writing, dick riding, Rappad wanna Bs
- I give two fucks if any of you dumb fucks ever vote for me
- I'd rather take the L..with some feedback from Sobby..So Huggy and the whole GXD can blow me
- How's that for a Brain Buster,You buster's wit Grudge's got it wrong
- Judges confirmed I crushed Ice and ran through Miles like a marathon
- Call me BYOBs round 3s Genghis Khan,Built for battle watch my babble dismantle Funkatron
- Someone give him a life jacket cause now he swimming with Megalodon
- Welcome to the Shark Tank Food Bank Your lines gotta hold weight before they cast straight
- You outta space you should off never reentered
- My BARDometric pressure retire your endeavors,
- Funks landings troubled, I'm just saying my challenger's explode like Space Shuttles
- See Sense unconstrained with this word game, Exchanged in exclusive formats
- Quick to catch Funk slipping like hidden door traps
- Ain't no mishaps, When I drawl back,Fall back get caught up in poetical combat
- Too just lay back invade your wack rap like a tunnel rat
- Treating MCs like VCs about to have a flashback, Full Metal Jacket my pallet leaves fragments
- Kill my combatants keep them silent like captions
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Round 3, bell, ground, he sound sleeps/
- You rop-a-dope the crowd for Two rounds/
- Judges? "he's on his feet"/
- I'll slit your throat standing, Two cents in a fountain/
- To wish him well, well, he wished for hell/
- So I made him famous, bodied Cedric Kyles, just for the entertainment/
- Father Williams can weigh In/Wayan, with his god, still wouldn't fear it/
- Son this father and hole 'is spirit/son the father and Holy Spirit/
- Hire 4 ghost writers/riders, still loose, Apoca-lyrics/
- Set that last bar high, so your fat ass can't clear it/
- I didn't have to see you, you can't Hyde it I can hear it/
- I'll say obese to appease, but more morbid in appearance/
- You know I read too did time, Ya that's neat/
- They know him on the inside, Ya that's deep/
- You snitching Two Coppers/to coppers/ to get in witness protection/
- Pitched three names to get out, cuz sense too Good at catching/
- Oops, did I have that backwards, like when they were making your ass hurt?/
- Bar for bar, yours aren't hard enough/
- Bar for bar, there just aren't enough/
- Time for six unanswered punches, your too slow to keep your hands up/
- My schemes don't run the fastest, but next to the steps of Professor X/
- I'm the Flash Showin off, or Crip walking, suggest ya' jet/
- Two Sense can't smell what he's steppin in/
- Seen and heard what he's up against/
- But he'll never taste victory, if he cant feel his own death at hand/