Battles  Web_Alternate vs UniquenessIsSexy

RULES

Just write about anything But speak from the heart!

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • All this other rappers don't matter I'm faster these bastards/
  • Like broken skin glasses leave asses dreams shattered so fuck these rappers/
  • I'm at is most maddest most saddest least gladdest/
  • These wack ass weak habits, everyone try's at it attach it/
  • These axes see grab it these axes time passes I manage I damage/
  • To reek havoc the wackest, then axe it with an axe/
  • This radio effects my allergies my ass itches/
  • Every rapper I hear out there sounds below averages/
  • Drakes soft, Kanye boring, Wayne sucks, Em's overrated/
  • And don't hate me cause i stated facts with A list/
  • Haters on these pages invading like fucking aliens/
  • And now I'm fired up times up losing my bell patience/
  • So Uniquenessissexy, Yo your tough shit/
  • I heard others say you were nothing to fuck with/
  • I respect your originality a buck shit/
  • Unlike this trend followers who go and suck it/
  • They got they little clubs and act like they big shots/
  • I dig not I throw bottles and fucking thick rocks/
  • They suck but don't suck at sucking oh I shit not/
  • Do some Gay 4 Pay sense y'all like sucking big cocks/
  • AE94 you and I, were like some fucking outcast/
  • Even though we outclass these scumbag loud lashes/
  • I like how you put sexy female pics I crown that/
  • But guys begging guys, I'm fucking good without that/
  • So fuck normal, I'm abnormal, i jack off daily/
  • Send me through a portal to see some unique ladies/
  • Cause it seems like the whole fucking world hates me/
  • Educates me to be a moron with formed on rabies/
  • I was bitten by a bat and spider, no one saved me/
  • I'm too deserving of a A plus dude so Grade Me!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Life is like a boat, Speaking metaphorically/
  • Till the end of the ride and you die physically/
  • But what I was given lyrically, will die with me/
  • Kill me physically I still live on spiritually/
  • God challenges us, what we can take mentally/
  • But like a lion who's fierceness matches my mentality/
  • I'm at the very top of the mountain at the peak/
  • The rest are at the bottom so far out of reach/
  • I eliminate the weak before the weak eliminates me/
  • But a tissue can't harm a rock you read me/
  • Your soft as a muffin like punching through liquid I phased em/
  • I'm unbreakable like Titanium/
  • I'm also eccentric not scared to differentiate/
  • It helps me with all these cool things I create/
  • I portray somebody who sets the record straight/
  • I take no crap from any BS participants/
  • Again my fellow writer I have friends seldom/
  • If their all nailed dumb I'm not hesitant to sell them/
  • To another dummy who's probably a frail bum/
  • Dependent on others failed him and later felt dumb/
  • I don't need friends, I need some inspiration/
  • And what place to get but from this site of aspirations/
  • Some of you felt me propped me and never forgot me/
  • Most of you are haters, like a weight you dropped me/
  • But for what its worth, Rap is like Art with words/
  • I speak with rhythm while y'all read this verse/
  • I'm at the clinic for Angels to go and rehearse/
  • For eternity with joy as I safely seed each nurse/
  • What could be worse? then to mess with these so called ladies/
  • Who use your seed to only produce babies/
  • She's raising the children the opposite of a soldier/
  • As I catch hell from this fat ugly ogre/
  • They adopted a Fiona look that's behemoth/
  • We have to put these crazy hoes beneath us/
  • We ignore these selfish bitches who greed us/
  • We don't need hoes but hoes need bros they need us/
  • A man must be a man not a pet to society/
  • Or soon will have a world with little Variety/
  • To BS Just Say NO!

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