Battles  LanceGendvilas vs LadyVenom

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

LadyVenom won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on September 5 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • My life is horrible and I mean terrible.
  • I was in a gang which made people hang.
  • My parents directed while I rejected.
  • I love food cause it helps my mood.
  • Life treated me bad and I lost my dad.
  • You know life is hard, well now I got a red card.
  • I'm no germaphob, I'm a monophob.
  • My moms screwed cause she ain't renewed.
  • You think I'm done? oh wait, I'm not cause this is fun.
  • I never give up so I say what's up.
  • I had no friend so I'm trying again.
  • I'm no gangster, my only friend is my hamster.
  • He's jumpin his cage hurdle and he is walkin like a turtle.
  • This ain't hard to beat this ain't no feat.
  • Yo I'm done this ain't no fun.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Look, you're just another murder victim to tap off the hit list,
  • I 'Kut Klose' the rap's is twisted, but I'm a give you a chance to be optimistic,
  • You might win this battle, it all depends on the odds,
  • Someone else might snatch this, or my connection is lost
  • I came here to hijack the set, and hijack this gimmicks,
  • And put a 'high jab/hijab' to his head like them 'Muslim women'
  • I'll crunch this kitten, another wannabe that swing from Slim's Penis
  • But he don't gain those 'profits/prophets' fast, so I'll call him 'Slim Jesus'
  • He wanna go the 'distance quick' he got the swag of Jim Peters,
  • But he was 'fucked from the beginning' so I'll call him 'Kim's fetus'
  • He lacks with approach, talk smack and get choked,
  • But I'll 'kill him in vein' like a 'crack overdose'
  • Have this cracker exposed coz he's useless like a bull dykes 'cervix'
  • And like 'reading bibles on an IPhone' he'll 'swipe ya verses!'
  • He'll get smacked and barred, I'll trash this tard
  • Coz 'like sex scenes in movies' there's no way that this 'actors hard'
  • I'll plague his writtens and his plagiarism coz every rhyme he's spittin is outplayed or bitten
  • I'll smash his face so hard he might catch a jaw spasm
  • and hit 'pussy so hard' he'll probably have an orgasm!
  • I'm a fein and an addict so have you're lines prepared
  • But this sucker would probably choke if he mimed the verse!
  • Shit I grind wit words, but you're probably used to choking
  • Delay your delivery like Canadian postage, you're lame and hopeless

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