Battles LanceGendvilas vs LadyVenom
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Max of 25 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
LadyVenom won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 5 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My life is horrible and I mean terrible.
- I was in a gang which made people hang.
- My parents directed while I rejected.
- I love food cause it helps my mood.
- Life treated me bad and I lost my dad.
- You know life is hard, well now I got a red card.
- I'm no germaphob, I'm a monophob.
- My moms screwed cause she ain't renewed.
- You think I'm done? oh wait, I'm not cause this is fun.
- I never give up so I say what's up.
- I had no friend so I'm trying again.
- I'm no gangster, my only friend is my hamster.
- He's jumpin his cage hurdle and he is walkin like a turtle.
- This ain't hard to beat this ain't no feat.
- Yo I'm done this ain't no fun.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Look, you're just another murder victim to tap off the hit list,
- I 'Kut Klose' the rap's is twisted, but I'm a give you a chance to be optimistic,
- You might win this battle, it all depends on the odds,
- Someone else might snatch this, or my connection is lost
- I came here to hijack the set, and hijack this gimmicks,
- And put a 'high jab/hijab' to his head like them 'Muslim women'
- I'll crunch this kitten, another wannabe that swing from Slim's Penis
- But he don't gain those 'profits/prophets' fast, so I'll call him 'Slim Jesus'
- He wanna go the 'distance quick' he got the swag of Jim Peters,
- But he was 'fucked from the beginning' so I'll call him 'Kim's fetus'
- He lacks with approach, talk smack and get choked,
- But I'll 'kill him in vein' like a 'crack overdose'
- Have this cracker exposed coz he's useless like a bull dykes 'cervix'
- And like 'reading bibles on an IPhone' he'll 'swipe ya verses!'
- He'll get smacked and barred, I'll trash this tard
- Coz 'like sex scenes in movies' there's no way that this 'actors hard'
- I'll plague his writtens and his plagiarism coz every rhyme he's spittin is outplayed or bitten
- I'll smash his face so hard he might catch a jaw spasm
- and hit 'pussy so hard' he'll probably have an orgasm!
- I'm a fein and an addict so have you're lines prepared
- But this sucker would probably choke if he mimed the verse!
- Shit I grind wit words, but you're probably used to choking
- Delay your delivery like Canadian postage, you're lame and hopeless