Battles Crakpot vs Eazy
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Breathing the vapors -- catch me getting sucked off by Armenian painters
- She lounge in lingerie reading "Viva Las Vegas," reading Carl Sagan
- We play backgammon and hit the doubling cube, if she lose then she's fucking me naked
- Private dinners from chefs work on the Space Station
- Wining and dining PhDs who look great on the beach
- Honeymoon suite, all expenses paid Cayman vacation
- A Harvard grad who's really into psilocybin
- We watch Willy Loman Broadway and mourn Philip Seymour Hoffman
- Turn into an angel after they think you're a monster
- Kill a cop, adopt a dachsund
- Can't hotbox the Lam so bitch you gotta let it ventilate
- Hanging out her mouth like James Dean's experimental phase
- Peddled weight from Pennsylvania to Haiti, it's a crazy game
- Believe me when I say we don't need haggling at Macy's, babe
- Black card, black jacket, singing Johnny Cash
- You buy premium gas, and then you put it in a Pontiac
DEFENDER'S RAP
- MANE some of u mothafuckas need to give up
- shit n to my expectations u would neva live up
- tell me something i know not all raps have to rhyme but dont dey make sense
- clearly yo lyrics not of brainy descent
- u had me goin on a FEW of yo lines
- but sorry i got wrapped up lookin at the time
- n shit 16 lines dog i juz killed u n da firzt 2
- but rap aint made for some people (i hope u know dat includes u)
- n i hope u dont rap wit da same mic u stroke wit
- but den again i neva heard of a std dat fucks up yo voice bitch
- haha see dez lyrics come natural
- i juz wrapped diz up like lunch look n ya satchel
- im not sayin im da greatest but im deffiently close
- we can play ball juz hold ya post
- n yea i think of myself az a lyricist
- wake up son i juz told u da truth N I HOPE U HEARIN DIZ