Battles FUBitches vs Wingman
RULES
No Rules Kid!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Kid I can tell he's inexperienced in battle/
- Been doing this shit longer voters don't need to gamble/
- So don't show me a sample cause I'll simply manhandle/
- Your whole rap and leave your fucking rhymes dismantled/
- To pieces of paper recycled you and the paper/
- Helping Rap Pads Environment from trash and fakers/
- I'm feeling horny as shit is that your mom? I'll date her/
- Then take her to my crib point my dick to penetrate her/
- I can tell your queer you fucked up happy cunt/
- Cause after this battle you can call me daddy son/
- Got down on 2 knees begging, Nigga lick my feet/
- Why would you battle me? Yo just to taste defeat/
- You ain't eating no meat you only beating yo meat/
- Your a vegetarian so you don't be needing no beef/
- But I be eating this beef I'm too carnivorous/
- Top of the food chain tearing targets rigorous/
- Run yards vigorously I'm a savage by habit/
- Leaving major damage to this fucking faggot this maggot/
- Swords I hack it cut the wings off this sag it faggot/
- You believed you can fly then landed on your cabbage/
- Don't ever sag your pants nigga you ain't posing/
- Boy pull ya fucking pants up the crack of ya ass is showing/
- You fucking with a heavy hitter make you a quitter/
- Cause you will never be me my point couldn't be clearer!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If you're Vegeta, then I guess I'm Frieza
- And like those two in Dragon Ball Z imma have to end your career just to shut you the fuck up
- I'll slice your bars apart like pizza
- and then throw 'em away instead of serve lunch up
- Frieza killed Vegeta, but I'm the one killing it and I'm just Wingman, so you can't be Vegeta
- And you say you have Rhymes but if we battled a lot I'd win ten out of ten times
- Now everyone knows that niether one of the words in your name is true when they read it
- So when they see them you leave them no choice but to scream, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!!!!????"
- You rap about cons and pros with simple flows
- While you wear junk clothes and check out ugly hoes
- I spit my bars fresh but when you spit your's they make your breath smell gross
- After this roast, everyone on Rappad'll say, "I think I smell burnt toast"
- You should've never sent this challenge
- My talent will crush your shit mountains you call bars like a mallet
- You'll be hilariously embarrassed like someone who tried to diss Jimmy Fallon
- I had some good anime references, but don't even watch Dragon Ball Z
- When you read this verse I'll metaphorically make you take a Dragon's Ball's D
- It's not much but enough for someone as suck, stuck-in-rut, and fucked up as you to be beat
- I already beat you up but this one's finishing you through the chest like Frieza's death beam
- Just one more thing
- My fire's hotter then that which dragons breath
- If we were battling in person you could see it coming out through my teeth
- There's no way that you'll win this, the very thought's obscene.