Battles TyKoonMusic vs Nishorgo
RULES
Pick a theme and write about that. My theme was pirate based, using a pirate-remixed beat to write with. Have fun!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- OH!
- Shiver me timbers and lay the anchor.
- I'm busting' on you more than a BP oil tanker,
- Plundering more of your riches than a 2007 banker.
- We could, rhyme to the beat or just jump on our feet.
- It's a celebration, the proclamation, absolute nuclear detonation and utter domination.
- I sail high and tall across the seven seas, take a whiff of that ocean breeze.
- I always aim to please, that's why I started in-between your girlfriends knees.
- My pirate pride extends worldwide, I'm King of the oceans tide.
- My booze is oversupplied, any and all traitors are cast aside.
- I'm the only ruler of this high fledged cruelty, commander of all that's mutiny,
- I'll lyrically murder you beautifully and cut off your cock before you reach puberty.
- Presumably and imprudently I'm disposed by all of the community.
- "Inexcusably ruthlessly stupidly and by far the most brutally born pirate to sail the sea.
- And with a one two three I return to a tolerable degree.
- Out of that dream, Ahh man I missed the entire classes' theme.
- Just another foiled plan to see if I could escape earning my associates degree.
- On this campus I'm stuck to linger.
- Until that day I'll just keep giving you the pirate's middle finger.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- My identity is a mystery
- Your life was histories misery
- Your face made Neymar scared of an injury
- And with this battle could I possibly have a victory?
- If you win the battle with an auxiliary
- Then wouldn't it be a shock to every living memory?
- Maybe so, maybe not, after all you're just celery
- I should be pleased that your not that niggardly!
- Ah, how rapping makes me kill time
- It reminds me that your life was a crime
- Rapping another way of saying I can rhyme
- Its easy for you as you can mine slime
- My life is not posh, I prefer sublime
- Its blooming and cruising while your life has gone overtime
- Im so resistant I can wear no coat of mine at wintertime!
- Oops this rap is getting to be a bigger mixture to be with ya
- Oh how it must be horrible to be you with your bitter dinner
- Can I just say that we have no time to bicker, I am the victor
- Mummy I don't want hear the rest of this rap its making me thicker
- Tough, just when you though you can't get bigger; call the vicar
- Im finishing this rap weird bidder so let me get richer!