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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • If I'm with a girl, she got ass, you know the bubble's hella dope
  • NASA couldn't find your dick with the Hubble Telescope
  • If a dime saw your dick, you'd turn her into a hot dyke
  • And your girl's easier than cutting through butter with a hot knife
  • Couldn't please me and got saltier than Lot's wife
  • 'Cause she had to return to vermin yearning for the spotlight
  • Always wanted the hot life, now you earn your fate
  • Like a German, I permanently burn and terminate
  • Put your worm up your own ass and let the sperm germinate
  • In other terms, go fuck yourself, Trojan lawsuit
  • My doors of opportunity open wide, like your mother's jaws do
  • One word describes my battles, and that is murder
  • Quit bragging bout bitches, you're not a pimp, you're a cattle herder
  • At a restaurant, your girl had a burger and was arrested for cannibalism
  • I visited her in prison and showed her a picture and she was rattled further:
  • It was a steak, I had to break it to her that her dad was murdered

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Yo i'm bout to get this rap started. Turn up the bass like i'm gonna get
  • in you face boy you don't know my taste. i don't cheat i don't copy and paste i'm
  • gonna go hard on yo retard smart ass face. they call me OG bobby johnson like
  • i was number one like this rap is about to be done!

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