Battles Ether26 vs BAD_IDEA
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
BAD_IDEA won this battle!
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Battle on August 13 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ok here's what I'm thinking when I'm into drinking
- Hennessey and my breath starts stinking
- how can I prove to the world that I'm a kingpin
- just like ink in,
- your flesh....I wanna stain your fucking brain
- make you feel some sorta pain I ain't playing have you praying
- when I start to slaying no delaying,
- your demise....your words didn't take me by surprise
- that was not very wise just like all the other guys
- here's another pussy thinking all Indians are Hindu
- fucking put me in trance... bitch I'll fucking end you
- under my foot like you was fucking horse shit
- your mother shat you out her ass so I guess you are whore shit
- stretch you on the cross like the son of God I worship
- I'm like nothing on this planet crash your car with my star ship
- now who the fuck gave you the balls to try and start shit
- you raps constipated you must be going through some hard shit
- Bad Idea? here's a suggestion
- ask your bitch to bend her ass and ask my dick for a fucking blessing
- run up in your house put a blade to your throat
- slit it like you was a goat...to an idol
- bitch don't be suicidal
- Asian Tsunami well I'm another tidal
- I didn't plan to be but you made me your rival
- put this masala up your ass have you fighting for survival
- motherfuck Ghandi and your fucking granny
- probably have my cum inside your girlfriend's panty...
- if she got the chance to jam me
- I saw you mentioning a nuke
- didn't see this coming, hit you like a fucking spook
- your raps is a straight from a book, lines you used
- on other guys homey that's the truth
- you want beef, I think that's quite enticing
- hit you like Mohammed Ali fused with Mike Tyson
- Power punches homey, smell like Dhalism but hit you like M Bison
- only thing stinking that pussy ass shit that you writing
- Living is the only thing THAT I FEAR
- keeping me alive IS A BAD IDEA
- I'm a menace to your MOTHERFUCKING RAP--- CAREER
- if you want trouble BITCH IM HERE
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ether, you ran your mouth, got destroyed and it hurt
- Now you wanna get as loud as your turquoise shirt
- But ya noise gets drowned out, you get found out and clowned out
- Bells ringin in surround-sound from the pounds of my roundhouse
- Last time we battled it was so close: you got trampled with no votes
- Up shit's creek without a paddle in a row boat that don't float
- Now this time, I'm a throw you over the ropes and showboat
- From the top turnbuckle, drop down on you, fuck you up and leave ya nose broke
- Rockin the mask of Jushin Liger, kickin yo ass in my Onitsuka Tiger
- Strike ya with stupid kinda moves straight out of a super-hyper MUGEN fighter,
- You got no lyrical skill, not even a minuscule molecule is evident
- Empirical evidence was less than nil when we measured it - a literal deficit
- Your best effort's so inept we suspect there's an impediment
- To your intellect that's genetically inherited from inbred parentage
- If you talk about gun violence, thuggery or skull-duggery
- I'll Tea-bag you scum-suckin buggery-lover without a cup of tea
- Because you lookin like a mug to me, if it was up to me
- You'd catch a rugged uppercut til you started looking up to me
- I bring nothin but the ruckus like RZA and Ghost, grippin ya throat
- I'll eat your best effort for breakfast like it's cinnamon toast, listen in close
- There's a mountain of doubt about your clout, so tell me how you think you'd win
- Your bloody mouth will stain the towel foul like it's the Shroud of Turin
- Crucify this pipsqueek every time that I speak, I'm driving deep
- Nails impaled in your skinny wrists and your feet plus ribs leak
- As I stand triumphant, I laugh and wipe my hands of this mess
- Cause my battle raps are more savage than a cancerous death
- Nothin left of Ether but the scent on a scavenger's breath
- As it pecks at his cavernous chest, he couldn't answer the test...