Battles Maverick vs R3LNTL3SS
RULES
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Max of 17 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Graduated from a farming town
- Just for the hell of it I'll go back to school naked and fart in the teacher's lounge
- Yell "Fuck you!" In Language Arts with my wiener out
- Kick those jocks in the jockstrap 'til it sounds like they're breathing out
- Of a balloon in helium sounds
- Go into the girl's locker room and snap booties with a wet beach towel
- Then see a crowd form as each person surrounds
- When I stop in the middle of the hallway and squeeze out some fecal bowels
- And make people smear it on the ground makin' they white sneakers brown
- While I'm at it I'll suplex the superintendent and give him the 3 count
- Pause.
- Ha, nah but for real though, retrospect back in Highschool I was one of the weirdest no doubt
- But this is the here and now and fuck yeah I'm still a dreary lout
- Shoutout to my PTSD for makin' me look like a tweakin' clown
- You're an asshole.
- Bitch I spit heat, 'cause I like pizza with jalapeños
- You spit the same way ice IS... Sacrificing for Allah's people
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ill be that wolf in a sheeps case
- Plottin and schemin on you bitch fakes
- Till Im comfy as fine linen
- livin like richie rich with untilimited digits
- you got no stroke like a golf divot
- Shit I hit it and sink it thats a ball pivot
- Capital lets because Im always winnin
- Dont count this hound out Im always in it
- Straight out the dogg pound
- I bite then bark keep that mouth in park
- Leave you with a shine now thats a real punchline
- Coulda killed you with one line
- but nobody spends a dime to see a cold rhyme end before showtime