CHALLENGER'S RAP

• According to my calculations, I got enough lyricism to outrap you and
• leave you in a cloud of dust
• your judgement must be clouded cuz
• You obviously don't understand that newcomers shouldn't be judges so much
• At one point u were prolly new too
• At one point you were prolly a smart dude
• then you spent too much time on the crackpipe
• telling ur mom and dad like
• u skating on a halfpipe
• So, you wanna get stoned and die right
• well, call me over whenever you need ur neck sliced
• Or maybe this time, I'll call you
• U answer a couple times, then I hang up too
• You'll end up feeling Sydney up in Scream 2
• What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?
• Tell me now, so I can spread you out like an Uzi
• I'm ripping you to shreds, U know it, absolutely
• What? Am I going too fast?
• I know sometimes I'm so fast that I can be confusing
• U saying and making jokes that you a jewish lawyer
• It's too bad ur work ethic is like tom sawyer
• Alert! Alert! Ur in for a world of hurt. SPOILERS!
• MAn, u need some pointers.
• Now, you can call me british, cuz u know I won't "Flotter"
• Especially, when I murder you, Call it the Holocaust Slaughter
• I don't really need you to act like my father
• Especially when you sound like my sister's 4 year old daughter
• Man, you need to get blood rushing like your mother
• And U can stop acting like you my brother
• There are family, friends, aquantainces, enemies, ur the other
• Cuz after I spit this killer rhyme, I won't even bother
• To speak ur name, I'll be off like a globe trotter
• dropping you to ur knees, till you can't stand it
• you like what I did there? Hope I don't reprimand you
• Cuz if I do, you'll be black and bleu
• Bring the crackers too
• I put holes in you so fast that you'll
• be looking like a Swiss holding a drill
• See I'm soft and smooth like the cheese, Panela
• But if you cross me I'll turn rough like a killer
• People call me the spiller, speiler
• I dont appreciate squelers
• I be spilling guts and filming it like I'm Spielberg
• You can call me the actor, director and producer.
• I'm an instant classic, call me ferris Bueller
• I know my rap aint perfect I coulda been a lil looser
• But i can take a day off, and still make u look like a loser.