DEFENDER'S RAP

• Watching the Master playing footsie with Allegra
• Fiery Irish temper, oh-point-one percenter
• Eating polenta cold with lentils by the foot of the bed
• Million dollar whiskey again? Oh, he's rich, I couldn't have guessed
• Prada, Lear jets, plus-size Italian models
• Hearing her gargle without fear for tomorrow
• Wash it clear with the bottle, beers from Cooperstown New York
• Buy albino Bengal tigers and a Spanish man-of-war
• Filet mignon prepared by sous chefs out of Monaco
• Her name was Monica, puffing Havana bud
• Drinking shots to put most men under the table
• Still more often than not, coughing a lot from Oriental basil
• Selling Czechoslovakian by the kilogram
• Jewish gangster wearing Hugo Boss in a Mercedes Benz
• Lady friends grace AVN covers and buy me Cuervo
• Senate seat and seasoned robes like a Pharoah