Battles johnny_schwifty vs Dannyboy
RULES
Wrote a response to Dannyboy's battle, thought I submitted it but I didn't I'll copy and paste your rules (64 max no curising, diss track)
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Dannyboy won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, I'm on this response kid
- listen to what I'm telling you
- Nonsense with bad grammar
- are you conscious of your spelling, dude
- reading your stuff left my life hurting...
- like no cursing in the mic wording
- What are you, like 13?
- Oh dayum you actually are.
- Well this is awkward....
- Maaan I'll give you pity points, you're still learning
- But this is awkward battling a kid,
- you probably still blush when a girl's flirting
- To wreck you, I don't need beats, boss
- Heck dude, you called my D sweet
- That's an automatic loss
- You wrote I can't BRAKE you?
- You're right your ignorance can't be stopped
- Here watch me break you fake dude,
- I just started this rap stuff, and I aint even practice a lot.
- You can't be taught
- No point in BRAKING you, you're already slowed down in the head,
- 26 lines deep, you're probably mind blown dead by all the words that I said,
- mind blown like you just ate a shotgun lunch with a side order of lead
- Follow me on twitter, I'm ready to lead
- I stay flowin, like, I just peed
- get down on your knees and pray to your lord and saviour johnny G
- Your stuff doesn't even make sense, did you even read it?
- You said, "it's a battle of wits no secret, so I'ma leak it"
- A non-secret can't be leaked so what the hell do you mean kid
- Listen, I don't wanna be mean, kid
- but what the ****. Happy? I bleeped it
- All I'm saying is if you wanna defeat this,
- you better dedicate your entire soul
- or you'll forever remain a weak... female dog.
- I could go on forever but lets close it off fast.
- You said I have an internet girlfriend, that's a mack fact
- Sorry kid, your mom just added me up on snapchat
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Mact fact!? What kinda word is that you think your sick with a fat stack but
- your really just 35-year-old boy with no life.You diss my grammar but
- i didnt see any words of high gravity but like a cavity ill grow on you
- and then destroy your greatest aspect from the middle,
- so stop playing my fiddle and pulling my leg,
- i dont think enoughs been said.You said i blush from flurting?
- Ill leave a girl throbbing and sobbing when im finished,
- cause im in it to win it and i dont see this as competition
- its inflation of your ego to rap battle little kids online,
- stop tryin i shorten my words to make em rhyme like a chime
- and in due time i may not be throwing up gang signs,
- but ima be throwing something up and thats the amount of votes
- i get no joking im serious im so mysterious delirious outta my mind but
- i can still find the time to smash older men online
- and im fine with you hearn it cause ima mess with both boys and girls
- and your noise poses no threat, im set,
- your girls wet and ima need to attend to her now bend over,
- take it good.
- This battles ended how it should.