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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //Verse 1
  • If you mess with him then here's what'll happen
  • The molasses man will throw molasses at you while you're crappin'
  • He'll kick your ass and stick molasses in your hair
  • Running all the stands at the county fair
  • So that he can get your hands sticky so you won't be able to hit him hard
  • If revenge were poker he'd always be able to get a royal flush from his cards
  • He's gonna steal your girl and he's gonna steal your money
  • Then he covers your face in molasses and honey
  • Paying for a limousine with all of your dollars
  • "Hahahahaha,"you'll hear him holler
  • The shit he does is crazy he's always doing a wild thang
  • Somebody saw him selling molasses for cocaine
  • //Hook
  • He's the crazy molasses man
  • Blows right past you like wind from a fan
  • He's a prankster
  • He's a gangster
  • Watch out for the molasses man
  • //Verse 2
  • Nothing can kill him cause he's stronger than a wrestler
  • But he's not rock hard he's sticky and tastes better
  • He might make you sick but he's a super rich thing
  • Athletic too he plays baseball and he rocks at pitching
  • If you're looking for him brown and he sticks to you
  • Just like if he were a tube of superglue
  • Watch out for this guy cause he's lethal
  • The molasses man also known as black treacle
  • To you he sticks too much of him will make you sick cause he's like drugs
  • Dangerous if you mess with him and he's not a big fan of hugs
  • He'll call you shit he don't care if he hurts your feelings
  • Somebody saw him sticking some fool to a ceiling
  • //Hook
  • //Outro
  • I'm the molasses man
  • Got molasses hands
  • If you mess with me and my crew
  • Then I'mma find you
  • Gonna bring a gat
  • And shoot you up your ass

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • So good that I ramble and beat him
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  • im a slippery motherfucker, call me the snake
  • got your girl wetter than the water in a lake
  • making it a comedic rap was your first mistake
  • because nobody is funnier than me
  • 2 days ago i stuck my dick in a nest of bees
  • Ya, cuz you know I aint got no worries
  • it hurt at first but three days later
  • it was alright, and then I fought a gator
  • he rolled me twice and after that I couldn't be nice
  • so I shot him thrice and then proceeded to slice
  • his tail off his body, damn I just found new hobby
  • Im crazy as shit,
  • probably came from taking that last hit
  • the drugs did it to me and now I'm feeling the wrath
  • I'm kind of like a retarded lyrical Riff Raff
  • calling myself the white version of a famous black person
  • why des he do that? I wonder what he'd look like fat
  • probably not good, I bet he's never even seen the hood.
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  • Jungle

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