Battles Bzdok vs KingTudor
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm the bad guy. Like Tony drunken slurred, now it's my world
- And my word maybe not at first, But second or third verb I catch you feeling this
- If I was fruit you'd be peeling this
- Downloading this loot, yeah you steeling this
- How my mind writes rhymes so ambiguous and litigious
- got you even a lil suspicious
- Got you saying. "Hey Google" .......
- (Look it Up)
- until you asked "Dave would you kick down a smidge"
- Then you get bliss from my blunt yeah Dave twisted this plus gifted it.
- Never Froogle...
- (he Hooked it up)
- Your homie be like... "are you hearing this?
- Nope you missed it, but moms and your sis are diggin this.
- but since we reminiscing
- The whole six-pack I Boogled it then I...
- (Shook it up!)
- Blunted Bumping while you doing the dishes,
- Vacuming, and feeding the fishes.
- My voice comes threw U92, you start bitching
- But guess what fuckers, your in luck
- Im here to teach you some manners
- I pissed in your Wheaties plus shit in your Smuckers
- But I'm more nuts than warehouse's at planters.
- Got you shittin bricks
- like you slipped
- and mistakenly kicked the dog that belonged to Bruce Banner,
- I'll counteract your stink longer than a box of Arm and Hammer.
- Got your nonsense stopped like blog clogged more than spammers
- Hittin harder than pogs by slammers.
- Or joggers.... by my Lancer.
- Smoke so much weed they call me the fog enhancer.
- I ain't playin, its humain to say What Im sayin
- Consistently putting you down like dogs with cancer.
- Time to change your pampers
- Cause I'm sticking to plans here
- Built up so much steam pressure need to open the dampners
- Wilder than going no hands
- Jumping your uncle Stans Trans-Am with blown cams over the Grand Canyon
- Off a ramp made of empty beer cans here
- Got heads spinning so fast I'm using my fans as fans here
- Got you thinking damn Daves the man till he drop his pants over his vans and grins
- Unaware your girlfriends prepared to pucker lips to To dick tips
- But I'll cees and desist this right there
- Just to keep it fair I'll stop this rhyme just in time
- Before I say she's face down in my public hair.
- Oops.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Never even took a second look // at the challenger think he mistook // me for one that could be shook i wrote the book // queen took // with a rook to B 4 move // wanna be kinged checkers for the youth
- The game is chess better come with your best // the truth who coulda guessed // its check mate when im in the booth // yes // so who you tryin to impress i see you dyin an i am causin stress i must confess im blessed to success in a contest // With rap obsessed demon hip hop witch possessed the question is even if you could would you pass
- the test cardiac arrest heart hard to restart ripped apart from chest let me guess some bitch got u depressed she requset dont be a pest or face sprayed mace i rest my case