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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Patrick, tackle rappers mad quick
  • Fantastic ass, glasses and sadness
  • Spastic brandishing a hatchet
  • Hat trick, bad split down your back with
  • Scratches, gas lit and packets of matches
  • Magic, tyrannical status,
  • Pass grass from cannabis basket
  • Catholic, rap mass in Latin
  • That's fibs, lad's damned, Satanic
  • Pagan practice, dance naked, man witch
  • Making a sandwich, plague language
  • panic attack, attack panic
  • Caption - Paddy's flow go bat shit
  • Crash landed a pogo back flip
  • Smash gravity, attract magnets
  • Cash absent from my bank balance

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • patrick stroke his dick mad quick
  • balls made of brass, sparks fly out his ass
  • damn spastic its as small as a matchstick
  • slapstick schtick making us sick with
  • rashes, catching commence scratching
  • tragic, tyrannical calluses
  • pass gas, you blew a gasket
  • smashed glass, fell into a casket
  • dribs & drabs, crab hand, panic
  • began practise dance naked with men
  • a blatant bitch, over and over again
  • whack attack, attack pathetic
  • caption - paddys flow make no sense
  • back handed, aint worth 2 cents
  • brash vanity, attracts maggots
  • cash absent from his bank balance

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