Battles Maverick vs Plazebo
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
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Battle on June 25 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Better than you? Welp, I reckon I deem to be
- This is a rematch but either way it's my second succeeded ya see
- Now according to my Doppler Radar I've got something for ya in weather schemes;
- If I ever made the world alliance turn toward each other; then I tore-NATO,
- You're a gentle breeze
- This focal ratio that my lens sees is a morgue of gravestones and Celsius freeze
- When the day's cold in -73
- I see a, Heavy Rain, and a storm of hailstones pelting me
- On my wins; an 11 streak reigning in bars
- And air snow I'm melting sleet
- Any season;
- Oregano, Curry like peppered heat when I'm draining every 3
- And amazement is what I'm never seizin'
- I'm headstrong; dumbbell thoughts I guess I'm mentally brawn; don't sweat the heat
- And by that I ment LeBron 'cause what's occurring is my specialty;
- Punchlines like knuckle-sandwiches, no bread or cheese
- I'm shootin' big racks; bucks like hello dear you've got breasts in D's
- I've also got a couple rackets; could make LOVE to tennis teams
- I write in wildfires like burnin' several trees, can't write on notebooks too much tempered heat
- So I bought a retardant notebook to help achieve
- But you're too retarded and mentally, inadequate while I'm headed to teach y'all
- Placebo's Special Needs
- This dude's more disgusting than black jelly beans
- I write caffeinated with energy, but after they glanced at your rhymes they fell asleep
- My bars are swell indeed making' opponents beg for mercy with swelled up knees
- Rhymes never fall of the marge I put 'em together incredibly
- Not gay when I say I took my Homie's yellow seed
- Bar-T but to get sexually and to have an egg to we'll find a Hennessey
- Yeah I treat these bars tenderly, no need to raise the intensity gonna toss ya an L, Moe like that dude from Sesame Street
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Lookie here, this rookie queer, it would certainly appear
- as if he wants to get roasted, well I guess i'll volunteer
- Last time we battled, this fucker wasn't civil to me
- Insulted what I do, my rhymes and my ability
- You're such a chatterbox, you call yourself a rapper? Stop!
- this endless loop of me dissing you's a paradox
- Your dumbass had the same job since you were sixteen
- Sellin' Big Macs and Apple Snacks at Mickey D's
- I insulted where you work, out of line, i apologise,
- But did you get my order right? A number nine with jumbo fries?
- You steal your toilet paper from the homeless
- You got no bitch, no job, aids, you're hopeless!
- And when I get big and go on to promote this
- And the people on RapPad finally notice
- All that reputation you got stacked up on your profile
- Should all go to me, instead of some whack wannabe Juvenile
- When I'm done with you, cunt, you be like John Locke
- Baffled with my battle, stunned and gone, ya Lost.
- When you google "psychotic" it just says, "Do you mean Ozihcs?
- That punk-ass twat who I think's an alcoholic?"
- Shut the hell up before I knock you unconscious
- You threaten me daily but I mock you regardless
- In our previous battle you should have been disqualified,
- But it ain't your fault, maybe the rules need to be magnified,
- This time around, there's only one, don't spit the usual
- If that's the best you can do then i'll write something beautiful.