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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Someone summon the hearses, boy, this verse is void of friendliness
  • I hope you OD or insert knife into wrist, cut it like OT Genasis
  • 'Til my Exodus, I'm Oedipus of the rap game: I fuck with the fam, give ya bitch excellent back pain
  • Fertilize her eggs with my sack rain, she dumps you 'cause you lack game
  • Been livin' la vida loca since Billy Graham was livin' Leviticus
  • We don't give a shit about idiots
  • A chlamydiate bitch was bitchin', wouldn't spit spittle on my little dick
  • Now she's got a broken jaw to complement her lack of common sense and little tits
  • Fuck cumbersome awards, we put Numbers on the boards
  • Magnum in my wallet but no gun up in my drawers
  • Drill your girl on the carpet until I tunnel through the floor
  • When I give her cunnilinigus, she be comin' back for more
  • Dudes are onto me, readin' Deuteronomy and preparin' their souls
  • Knowin' that Lecter's spectre will soon be skinnin' and wearin' their parents' rarest of holes
  • The phantom's ransom brings despair and fits of pain, should've blared my shit and named
  • Me as the kid who took the dying embers of the rap game and relit the flame
  • Earlier, to your horror, I named the books of the Torah
  • That's leftover from before I wrote this rap
  • I emptied an ashtray and committed genocide, Torah hole in a culture and a menace died
  • All I care about is cunts, blunts, and junk food
  • And droppin' that funk for the punks to jump to
  • I feel invincible, give me Trump's wall to punch through
  • Only motherfucker with the balls to come through
  • Fucked ya bitch one time and the cum dumpster dumped you
  • But she found lumps in her humps, so the spectre left her
  • 'Cause even though her vagina's regal, I have a diamond ego
  • And I wasn't in the mood for buyin' chemo
  • But my phone's still where her Pixar like Finding Nemo
  • Drink the Kool-Aid and the Hawaiian punch too, like hit 'em with the one, two
  • And I'm not even trying to stunt, man, but when I was done with the cunt
  • It looked like it was baked in a Bundt pan

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Look you little American Karate Kid,
  • You never met a competitor better than Paddy is
  • You're getting decimated, wrecked and grated
  • Sprinkled on my bread for later, as stated
  • You're cheesy, man, wasted, spray can tasted
  • I won't even shake hands with the waitress
  • Who may have handled your plate and placed it
  • I'm Hannibal, you are a snack box
  • Can't handle the babble and backtalk
  • I'll scramble your vocab like scrabble and boggle
  • Slamming you so fast you're damaged and topple
  • Managing both hands like cheating at hold em
  • Fold him in half like a sheet, thats him ghosted
  • He was already deceased from the opening
  • I'm hoping he goes blow to blow so I smoke him
  • And roll him like dope and get ghosted from smoking

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