Battles Maverick vs Illusionist
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You reside from Brighton
- And even though I'm not English I can still roast, and fry you into fish 'n chips
- Violent and twisted but don't twist my words when I say I'll take a screwdriver to this Pinhead
- I'm a Hellraiser, yo your rhymes need fixin' and your lines need tinkerin'
- So get bent you Double-Sided Gimlet
- Call this Boar/Bore-Gore like a lifeless Piglet, take out E-or A and that's what his profile pic is
- My Design Style is Grimness, I reap Dinosaur Giblets just a psycho killin'
- Giving onlookers a Disgusted Surprised Grimace
- My Dastard Satire'll Give ya the impression to Dazzle in Sublime Gimmicks
- This is the, Survival of the Illest and I've got aspirin and Tylenol for my sickness
- Runny sinuses, snifflin';
- Plagued but don't plagiarize my writtens even if these are contagious rhyme im spittin'...
- But it's not saliva I'm spittin', mentally ill but no revival in prescriptions
- Ted Nugent with this Cat Scratch Fever;
- So take off those nylon britches I'll beat up all these pussies like I'm fightin' off kittens.
- Oh and I flow more than the Nile river and faster than Michael in the Olympics,
- I'll go wild and vicious in juvenile mischief and go on a killing spree
- Until I'm in denial and "Innocent"
- My life'll spiral into an abyss quick when I leave you more beaten and battered than a
- Pie from Bisquick, no recipe for disaster fuck trial and error I'll give trial to the jurisdiction
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ay schizo, what's up bitch, you got your lips sewed?
- I asked for a spittin' battle, not a fuckin' calypso
- I'm rockin' bitches akimbo, while you rattle the tin, bro
- Seriously, fuck it, let's up the tempo. Double-time rhymes in ya mind like velcro
- Stickin' up the whole bar, now you stuck tryna sell a tape
- Fuck gravity, I'mma levitate, rhymes so ill I gotta medicate
- Cat got your tongue? Explains the pussy-lickin' whippedness
- Thinkin' you a rap god. Who the fuck's your witness?
- Ozihcs? Oh shit! the 'brotha' got more clit than Britney
- Rip knee in the jeans, to show he's hipster quickly
- I got a whole crowd with me, can't catch up, you can't grip me
- Supernova explodin', gimme five and I'll be bigger than Hova, history
- See four fans at your show, I got this bitch primed to blow
- Robotic rhymes designed to fire at hoes like Optimus Prime, you know
- Little Santa's elf hoe like you a subordinate Clause, I'm the main body to show
- While you just beating 'round the bush, I'm making my roots grow
- My flow raps marathons 'round a halfway crook, scared to look cause you got miles to go, b
- Don't even try to read between these lines, I wrote the book. Don't bother pickin' up the pen if you got nothing to boast see
- Got yourself some bomb shit if you think you got this 'rap' thing, homie
- That's some top E - let's see who got some snapped strings, blow me