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Cabbage diss

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Fuck cabbages, as far as vegetables go, they're worse than the average
  • Even in coleslaw, they're still worse than Kardashian marriages
  • Only vegetable I know of that's even worse than turnips and radishes
  • When God made cabbages, God fucked up
  • A head of cabbage is the only head Dennis Rodman wouldn't suck
  • Cabbage isn't lavish, it's trash and I hate to have it
  • As a vegetable, it's like a worse version of lettuce
  • If I saw one sprouting from the ground, I'd let ISIS behead it

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • What the fuck, you wanna spit about cabbage?
  • Your rhymes and wordplay is pretty average,
  • After this battle you will have suffered a lot of damage,
  • Cuz when it comes to this, your just a savage,
  • And you can't manage, When I've finished with you'll be smudge,
  • You'll have a grudge, are you listening to this passage?
  • After this battle, you'll be a pile of mud,
  • Your a guy on drugs who thinks he's a thug.

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