DEFENDER'S RAP

• No wonder why a coathanger's blunder led to a pussy that rapped retardedly
• When his mom was givin' me head, she moaned before she intended to enlarge the D
• Then I realized she was sayin' that "THPEEKING ITH HARD FER ME"
• She explained in broken screams that though she meant to throw the fetus in the garbage, she
• Realized "IF IT WUTH RETARDED, MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T TARGET ME"
• So thank God for your extra chromosome, though you can't be left home alone
• Or you'll tear up the carpet and couches while ya mom gargles me
• Even though her tiny brain only functions partially
• I keep her around 'cause her tongue has retard strength, but I keep an armed guard with me