CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Alright so check I just found this sight,
• Been looking at beats then i found the battles last night,
• I flipped the pages figured I'd see something with fight,
• But you all act like your hands are broken and never held a mic.
• Disruptive and ridiculous I look like a goof,
• I may be the oddball but trust i'm hard to spook,
• I also have a stupid mustache and dress like it too,
• So if I'm battling myself my question is what will you do.
• I've been handling emcee's since the dawn of time,
• That is at least as long as i have been alive,
• So i guess that isn't saying much in years it's 25,
• But i'll still slash whack rappers with my lyrical device,
• I vice grip em, cut em up with scissors,
• Vicious while ripping also did a mention,
• I slowly pulled apart their limbs then,
• I press a button go back in time and start from the beginning
• Sorry if you were expecting some big thing,
• This is just an introduction let me see what you bring,
• You all act like your bank digits are rolling in the sevens,
• The only reading that you do is probably chapter eleven,
• I'm sure to deliver blows enough to shatter your septum,
• Like a Lanister i do the work and always turn my debts in