DEFENDER'S RAP

• If I had a nickel for every rapper that thought that battles,
• Were some kind of forum to offload or otherwise prattle,
• I'd be richer than Gates in today's economy with Jobs,
• Or a 400 BC Israeli with 5000 head of cattle,
• The fact that you use your name as a term to indicate finishing,
• Is diminishing any respect that I never had for this unwitty lyricist.
• You best get back to the Merriam-Webster and get the definition of wordplay,
• My syllables get the monkey bars grappled and swing to and fro like tires,
• On wires, fire is something I'm accustomed to, my tongue's blackened to a crisp,
• You're running risks like playing in traffic at 6,
• Don't give me shit about "You're popping like a pimple",
• You're lyrics get so bad they're like Sasha and a ton of dicks,
• I am the ultimate fix,
• I won't apologise for doing this,
• Because you gotta learn to stay fluent on this game,
• Your murderous streak's gotta exist,
• Leave opponents scattered like the chess boards of sore losers,
• Don't beggar me for a verse or a collab, you can't be choosers,
• Welcome to RapPad motherfucker, no need to do more than introduce us.