CHALLENGER'S RAP

• May I have your attention please?
• I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
• To walk the plank (to walk the plank)
• Everybody (everybody)
• Come take my nipple (come take my nipple)
• We'll walk through my office together, through the storm
• Whatever weather, cold or warm
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• His arm pits are moist, ears hard, ankles are sweaty
• There's food on his jeans already, second cousin's ham
• He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to walk the plank,
• But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
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• And I am, grotesque
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• Radio won't even play my jam
• 'Cause I am, grotesque
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• I don't know it's just the way I am
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• You better fall in love
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to walk the plank
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
• You better fall in love
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to walk the plank
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
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• So lets go back
• Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode
• Journey with me as I take you through my office
• I once used to call home sweet home
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• Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the beach now