Battles Talapino vs Fkakdubz
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm running through the woods im barefoot
- Im rapping like I'm chilling with Tim Westwood
- My words that I write and the words I rhyme are sometimes
- Misunderstood I need to be on fire tonight to ignite this firewood
- Call me dirty Harry I'm Clint Eastwood
- Oh fuck this is my luck I just ran into big foot
- The fucker is hairy, arent yoou supposed to be scary
- You look like a pussy for something so legendary
- You pretty lame for something so extraordinary
- I'm going kill you bigfoot, I know its unnecessary
- But I want your skin so I can use it as a accessory
- I can rap at a fucking insane high velocity I have so much creativity
- Nobody is like me I'm serious I ain't no wannabe
- So don't you come looking for me to bite me
- Because I just might be your worse allergy your worst enemy
- And I'm that fucking bee so if you mess with me
- I will Chop you with my lyrical machete turn your shit
- Into confetti stretrch you complety till you turn into spaghetti
- They told me Im fucking weak and I wasn't ready
- But trust me one day I will become legendary
- And when that day comes it will be revolutionary
- I will become the Symphony rap machine I will be scary
- I will stop everybody who ever doubted me
- Trust me I guarantee you will one day see how great I will be
- I ain't going to be a useless somebody, I won't be nobody
- One day everybody will know me agree with me,
- Or disagree feel free but I forsee something you ain't see
- It's that rage inside of me I wanted to kill you in reality
- But I can't so I will murder you lyrically quickly I'm coming
- For you like a grizzly it will be a tragedy grizzly it will be
- Grizzly claws ripping off your balls and licking off the blood you bleed
- What happened to the lyrics? They just went nasty I dont want to hear it
- Excaty because I'm crazy I'm bloodthirsty I drugged your whisky
- Are you drowsy? Or dizzy?do you like that Iggy why did you have to
- Blow that rape whistle on shady? Your nothing but a fucking
- Cry baby !
DEFENDER'S RAP
- //intri//
- Hello,You wanna know how to die?/ You not doing it right/
- //Verse//
- One way to start first off/ is jerk off and burst on your mom/
- And i mean litterally/ or you do it figuratively on itstheory/
- Cut him open and hope that/ his bones are broken/
- Now make it a toy/ and kidnap a little boy/
- Have him stab you in the loins/ while the knife goes through his groin/
- If your not dead yet/ you stupid and need leverage/
- Im also retarded/ lay wih me inside a carcass/
- Then freeze your penis from breeze get on your knees/ pray jesus please give me a disease/
- Roll around in feces/ until you find your feet bleeding/
- Get gasoline and pour it in urethra/ go into a store ordering pizza/
- It should speed up the burn when you pee/ oh and also you should breathe/
- Oh i forgot the fucking pizza oven/ grind on the stove and start bustin'/
- Wait a minute is that theory blushin'/ put enema beer in his cousin/
- If you dont have tubes use your brain's veins/ its good for playful rape painfull-ay/
- Back to the topic of suicide/ walk up to a cop like tupac and say you and i/
- I bet you'll cry/ dont worry hes going to electrify your eyes till you die/
- Or you cook ramen/ with that go out bombin'/
- When you get back sit back and vomit/ lay it on your tic tac in the closet/
- I have a small dick/ i wont get into college/
- Once the noodles done/ doodle a poodle and do voodoo/
- When your done and you cum,/ pour the water on you and run/
- Make sure the ramen goes in your ass/ out your dickhole/
- Its funny.