DEFENDER'S RAP

• His girl BB got erased, now Sammy’s trynna safe face
• But I got rhymes for days, so he finds he winds up in the same place
• Duct taped and butt raped for a bit of shits and giggles
• The prickles of my nuts-shaved just gave his chin some little tickles
• You rap brittle and stiff like the field of dicks you play with - you fake
• Now riddle me this: which type of bitch defends Akon and Drake?
• Should I diss your shitty little city Perth? No? Don’t go there?
• Don’t worry, nobody does - it’s in the middle of nowhere…I don’t care
• Why you checkin Adelaide? I’m from Brisbane you dumb fuck
• I ain’t hiding I’ll roll up in a fucking dump truck with gun untucked
• You a bum not a convict, doing bitty bids in the can
• Probably for abducting and touching kids in a mini-van
• Or snatching purses that’s the type of crime worthless germs in Perth do
• I don’t need to drop the N- word in my verse to fucking curse you
• Because me-verse-you is a mismatch, like cabs get dispatched
• When the driver picks up riff-raff and gets stabbed, bricked, bit, bashed
• Kicked, slashed and dragged from his seat to die in the street
• Me on the mic is like a lion to meat, don’t try to compete
• Cause I write rhymes in chain-mail, your sharpest barbs get blunted
• Ya brain fails and game derails like box-cars are shunted
• You just some dumb cunt that fronted but now become the hunted
• I’m a swarming horde of undead that numbers more than one hundred
• You outta luck stuck in an ER that’s under-funded, lungs punctured
• As you bleed out, you wondered, what type of gun just thundered
• Cause my rap’s that action-packed it’s like a magnum that claps
• I'm imbalanced full of malice with a massive compassion gap
• Attack you unawares with a chair like a rabid Cactus Jack
• Irish whip into the stairs - your underwear elastic snaps
• And as you collapse from the impact, I'm thinking: this is just a practice match
• Sam if you came for the belt, Hell, the buckle welts I dealt swelled fat
• Now I can tell that, you felt that – even though I held back in the battle
• A bad-ass with the raps but twice as savage at Scrabble
• Even if you get lucky in the joust I bounce straight back in the saddle
• Call yourself Swim but really you only manage doggy-paddle
• I’ll take it back to feudal Asia – the violent flow of my pen
• And brutal nature decapitates ya like the blades of O-Ren
• Ishii from Kill Bill white boy with lyrical skill like Ill Bill
• I’m the rhyme Skynet the hi-tech designs I build will kill
• Sammy don’t swim with the big fish or make a splash in the papers
• Another Perth shark attack massacre manifested in phrases..