Battles Plazebo vs BAD_IDEA
RULES
Freshly written fire, first battle. Let's go.
Max of 18 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Alright, enough jokes, bring out my real opponent
- Wait, this cunt? No, no. wait a moment
- There must be a mistake, who the fuck are you?
- Nah, just kiddin'. I don't give a fuck, dude.
- You're just another wannabe who thinks he can rhyme
- We should make this quick, it's past your bedtime
- And in the middle of the night, when the lights are out
- I'll make your mom so wet it's like she climbed the water spout
- You have eighteen lines to come out on top
- But I was still a sperm cell when I mastered Hip Hop
- I shoot lyrics like that gunman from Orlando shoots gays
- If my words are his bullets then i've got ammo for days
- What, too soon? Was that offensive to your ways?
- Seems like I gotta watch what I say nowadays..
- At least when I fuck up it's cause I spit too hot
- This was my first battle, Placebo vs.. what's your name again? I forgot.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Don't be provoking me not even jokingly or you'll be hopelessly
- Bleeding for a week like the seeping flow of an ovary
- You called Placebo cause you claim you're dope with no potency
- Wanna fuck my mother bro? Yo, I'll show you where the ogre be
- Bitch looks like Fiona in Shrek 2, the sex will upset you
- You'll make a face like you stepped with dry socks in a wet shoe
- You might fall deep inside that crater like it's Mount Baekdu
- Which is only half as bad as how my text will wreck you
- In my last battle I already referenced attacks in Orlando
- So when you ask 'Too soon..?' No.. in fact you too damn slow
- I beat you to the punch like a thirsty fat kid at shindigs
- How you gonna land a hit when your forearms are thin twigs
- You got ammo for days but your you pack an air gun
- So if words was bullets you would't shoot the fair one
- Placebo, if 'Every Me, and Every You' got in a scrap
- I bet Every Me would have Every You takin' a nap...