Battles  Maverick vs B-Wolf

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Maverick won this battle!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • This battle was pre-meditated murder for the chakra to pass
  • "Calm before the storm" That's my mantra, yeah, wanna go for a peaceful walk on the psycho-path?
  • I'll come up behind you and kill you in a chupricabra mask like "You thought that was dog or cat?"
  • Because I don't take shit from anybody I'm not a brown retriever I'm not a chocolate lab
  • So you better hold that shit in, get constipated bitch clog yo' ass
  • I'm a renegade, iconoclast and I don't give out autographs.
  • Yo dog, I think you're losing I got you on all fours, puking
  • Tail tucked between your legs like a horrified poochie
  • People think I'm a pussy but I'm dogging you bitches down on two feet
  • Here's the whole cartoon scene;
  • Come on Scooby, it's me, the heart eating clown I'll show you something that's actually spooky
  • My face is like Vorhees' frown it's melted and Droopy
  • Come on Snoopy, it's me, Charlie Brown I'll replace this football with your head for animal cruelty
  • Unless you call Lucy...
  • I'm not funny I'm fucking Goofy, y'all sittin' Ducks I'm the only goose, see?

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Hell I'm always up for a battle, it gets me erect gettin' boys like you rattled
  • I trump you from your nose to your feet, meaning in this battle you I defeat
  • I'll tell you to cross the street, venir a mí pequeño de pollo, I'm hungry for your meat
  • And I'll leave your brain to the buzzards, they'll starve 'cause there's no one dumber
  • I rap like I went to Harvard, I got my pHD in flinging flawless rhymed words
  • You rap like you're constantly on guard, like antelope and I'm the leopard
  • Beating you is like chewing custard, its honestly not really that hard
  • I'm brilliant like Steven Hawking, you're just a crippled retard
  • You're weak, the prey B-Wolf is stalking, I'l rip apart your innards
  • So play me again if you wish, 'cause I know how to count cards
  • I ain't go your back Jack, I'm Jill with a shrill disregard-
  • for anyone who wants to combat me non diplomatically
  • I'm the energized rabbit B, your a dead duracell battery
  • My writing is a masterpiece, a masterfully crafted Bentley
  • Ozihcs drops some dope shit; it's dumb and attracts flies for centuries

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