Battles Jasin vs shady_crook
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'll eat you like bald white dudes chew through Jews screaming BeetleJuice
- Well, who knew?
- I'll walk all over you like it's dog doo doo
- I'm like twins and planes, i'll fly right through you
- Don't be envious you're not in my clique
- No one can touch me, slick
- Unless it's your buff sister trying to jerk my dick
- I get more ass that I kick
- You're the type guy to lose in sports to an asthmatic
- I'm poking the ass of a catholic
- Get a bit smarter, then I play a bit of soccer
- I show you where the bodies are to show you where I dumped it
- I drink a seventh of gasoline then I spark the shit
- After I let ablaze, I spit the shit out like it's grade A tobacco
- You can find me in the yard, raping the scarecrows
- I arrive to church wearing black robes
- Only one bullet it takes to knock you all down like dominoes
- But where's my gun?
- We're your room, watching television
- I would say buy a vasectomy
- But it seems like you already have no balls to me,
- BITCH
DEFENDER'S RAP
- yo,
- bitch, you say i`m from the new camp
- i`d say, "go check the fuel in your lamp"
- i`m not you, i`m me, and i`m the reigning champ
- i`m taking my bike, follow my edge, jump off from the coming ramp
- and, i`ma destroy the peace in front of your tags
- you gotta check the cassettes to learn from your amp
- you gon be my catalyst or be your own daddy`s scam
- you won`t die, boy, go check your threadnail for some spooky spam
- now, killin` the flow, rock in the show, stabbin` my foes, specific no? pacific o-
- cean on my toe.
- yeah, you`re surely gonna be a dwarf, know?