Battles Jefferson vs TwoOneEight
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hi my name is Jefferson
- I like cats
- I'm feeling kind of lonely
- So I joined this tv show
- It was called loeiterer squeed
- Now I'm not lonely
- But I still like cats
- My cat is named prune
- He likes pussy
- He eats my poptarts on Tuesdays
- My wife left me a year ago
- But she didn't take prune
- Ha ha dumb bitch
- And I think prune is pregnant
- From my neighbor bill
- He just got out of jail
- It was either him or my brother Joe
- Now I have kittens and I named them all huelo
DEFENDER'S RAP
- chillen with colton doin nothin but smokin,
- rollin blunt after blunt, prowlin down town on that big booty hunt,
- fuckin bitch aftrer bitch, itchin itch after itch, sippin on a 40,
- bitches cummin for me, walkin downtown gettin stared down by the five-o
- thats no typo, i regret nothing im tryna make myself somethin,
- goin to class readin the grapes of wrath, this aint no dust bowl this a drought,
- hoe dryer then the sahara yet wetter then yo girl sara,
- when on my dick the clock goes tick tick time flyin by like a stoners high,
- thinkin bout death, smellin minty breathe im fresher then mentos,
- cuz bitch im 5 gum when bitches chew me they only wanna cumm,
- ugh im fuckin dumb, fuck your huelo spoon kittens bitch.