CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Why you starin' at me comparatively thinkin' that you're rarin' to be
• Apparent to me, this airhead I see with no clarity seen
• Declaring these things, embarrassing me just like a parenting dean
• You're daring to think but faring too weak and where does it lead?
• These dumb chump rappers with crumb bum swagger
• A bunch of knuckle fucks who snuck a buck but it doesn't matter
• They go from dump truck slackers to Uncle Buck, but fatter
• And how? This pitter-patter chitter-chatter's a disaster
• Amateurs! Like Bond missin' mission parameters
• I'll challenge ya, battle ya, single you out like a bachelor
• That's what's up! I'll catch your wackness fresh on a camera
• And laugh my ass off on this grass I'm packin' with stamina
• About how you sold out to the norm like a whore on the Jersey Shore
• I'll swarm on your poor ass like the Tribe goin' on Award Tour
• And you'll be done for, but your body will be still warm
• Like you were a stillborn baby who was still born
• I'm embracin' this statement without abatement
• Chop you up in the basement like my name was Patrick Bateman
• I'm done hittin' the pavement, so I'm gonna be takin' your placement
• I ain't hatin', just sayin', it's time you met your replacement