CHALLENGER'S RAP

• The following is a passage from my Master Class on rapping
• The exact chapter is practicing elaborate savagery
• I'm looking like an Abercrombie mascot with an ascot
• Patting the back of a massive bull mastiff
• Bumping Asher Roth's last album in a trap slash crack house
• Next to a chapel packed with passionate practicing Catholics
• Contrast as drastic as the gap between the fatness
• Of your flaccid retracted and your massive shaft at full mast
• Wrapped in plastic after taking Viagra and a tablet of acid
• Sack deep in the fabulous ass of an active, attractive activist
• Who's asking you to go faster like a jackrabbit in her Japanese accent
• This is all happening in the back of your Acura
• And not on a mattress in your bachelor pad
• You're also finger blasting an African's vaginal cavity
• Acting masculine but you actually happen to be a dastardly bastard
• Who relaxes by jacking off after practicing basketball, then mixing alcohol
• Perhaps Jack or captain with an apricot Snapple
• Eating Macintosh applesauce, laughing at the astronauts
• On Battlestar Galactica at half past noon according to your Apple Watch
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• Too much? Force of habit
• I'm easily distracted, but lastly
• Here's an afterthought:
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• I'm a rap master, you're more like a rat bastard
• Put me at the top of your bracket for March Madness
• I'm the underdog but I'll make you fall backwards
• Like daylight savings, I can change time with a flux capacitor
• Playing Madden 25 in '16, I'm time traveling
• Needed a lesson? There you have it
• Now if you wanna challenge me back, you better start practicing