DEFENDER'S RAP

• Alright dickhead, how have you been? Alright thanks mate, you? Not much just bored, been on Xbox for abit then went out playing football, Same here, nothing to do, innit mate, shit innit lad? But at least we're alive so we should be glad, Yeah bro but I'm down at the minuite feeling abit sad, why what's up? Why you mad?
• Don't know really just a random down beat feeling, well I'm here for you mate, Thanks lad, your a good mate, I try my best hahaha, anyway what you doing later? Maybe a few drinks down the pub, fancy coming? See if any bitches want bumming? Yeah I will do, fuck all else to do, but last time there was fighting, the night was poo, I ain't going around town, same people, same shit, it makes me fucking frown, Well to be honest it makes me feel the same way, same shite every fucking day,
• Fancy a trip too Blackpool? Sandcastle then a few rides? Watch the high tides, Woah mate, your going abit far, well you did say you are who you are, I know but chill, sorry pal I think I just overdosed on a pill, Get the fuck gone, you only had one, but I'm high, it's true, Yeah same here too, you get stoned of one spliff, hahahaha, fuck you, Doing at weekend? Fuck all really, family's driving me round the bend, Anyway I'm going now mate it's starting to rain, good luck with reaching your fame!