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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm more intelligent, so much better than you've ever been
- With morphine in your eye when I spit in your face with heroin
- I'll fill some mace with ketamine spray and you get sedatives
- Hallucinating a conversation with dead relatives
- Bring balaclava and a hatchet to where your fella is
- Then just walk out with a box of matches and burn the evidence
- Irrelevant never-been in a hell that you never seen
- Reptilian villain biting your head like a nectarine
- A level ahead of you you're still fighting the second screen
- Allow me to set the scene - Do not cross, police are lined up
- Examining your body I dumped, trying to decipher
- The eyes from the spine, look, like a rhyming mind fuck spiked punch
- On tarmac with shards of glass in your retarded ass, times up
- A line, hook, and you get caught in the net don't try to climb up
- Try book, I'm waiting at the top with a mic full of vile stuff
- Just bait for the trap that I tied up and that's that, my triumph
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Pencil wood connecting some letters, so fast I've got a lead foot walkin' in these Sketchers
- But drawbacks are my Achilles heel
- Back to the drawing board until the ideas I send forth leave you awe struck like a stinging eel
- I've so many bars you'll be shitting bricks, while I'm shitting steal.
- Some reach for 'em, for you it's funny 'cause it's hard
- They all go over your head like some fuckin' monkey bars
- I'm coming at you with a laser Ray, man I'm a rabid rabbit you're afraid to watch this bunny charge
- Like the Energizer, I'm jumping your bars. Pole vaulting, call me Shawnacy Barber you fucktard
- I'll expose your inner asshole by commanding you to take off that camo and go commando
- You act pro, thinkin' you spit that heat but buddy, I'm the one with the Tabasco
- Thinkin' you're an animal then I'll whack-a-mole,
- Man I heard you read at a first grade level
- My notebook would be an overwhelming journal
- Sometimes I rap with my dick, residing from penis-land I'm melting urinals
- But now I'm stranded on pen-island welding internals
- I took a walk in the park the other day, saw you yelling at squirrels