DEFENDER'S RAP

• Step inside my evil emporium, a crematorium you've gotta urn you're spot
• Like Tony Parker going to court with Eva Longoria
• The Spurs lost but that divorce was victorious
• I'll swipe your V-card with an invalid dick, I guess I'm force fucking you, and you can't afford it
• And according to your stretch marks I played you like an accordion
• I'm a walkin, talkin, catatonic robotic psychotic nonsensical comic, Batman issues, I'm Marvelous
• I'm moving mountains so you're having a hard time stepping up to the plate, of tectonics
• My pen is a paper tool to set these rhymes
• If you're the Goat then I got the sheers for grayer wool lesser white
• You're miniscule while I'm measured in heights
• I'm on ya like layered fruit is with pesticides
• You're illiterate as fuck I think you should go back to grade school for the second time
• I'll put my foot in your ass to constipate your stool so you can't rest at my, bar,
• Plus you're not even of age fool isn't it passed your bed time?
• Necho? I'll pelt and throw rocks at your skull until you lie under a headstone
• Then I'll dig you up out of your grave, slit your throat and fuck you in the neck hole
• Get drunk and leave your family a nasty voicemail
• Asking your sister if she wanna suck my toenail
• Break into your house and trip over the folding table
• Writing on your wall "He's dead now, his rap career was only a folktale"
• Then I'ma take a shit in your sink, piss on your family portrait
• Puke on your sentimentals then light the house on fire while I'm laughing so morbid