DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'll start this off with a quote, "He has a small dick"
• That comes from his ex, but I kinda can't trust the chick
• As blatant as day, I come in, guns blazing.
• About as violent as a mishap in fraternity hazings
• Speaking of coming in, well, you get me?
• Listening to you even speak gives me narcolepsy
• Let me hit back with something basic as fuck
• Oh, I'll review your vocabulary, it sucks.
• You got no looks, you got no style,
• When I was spanking your mum, she just took it and smiled!
• You can't rap for shIt, although I'm a genius,
• My only weaknesses are money and my penis.
• Chumps like you are what makes rapping worth while,
• Don't try to flatter yourself, you're just in denial,
• I'm in a league of my own, the best in the world,
• And your repetitive raps make my fucking head twirl.