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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Arketype what a Jung name to give yourself, I rather laugh at it
  • Collective Unconscious you say? Well I’ll supply the latter half of it
  • You Aussies don’t battle, what’s with that, Arketype?
  • You guys write diss tracks, check my Mike, ahem, Parker fight.
  • You’re so pissy, your name’s like toilet training: Arc then wipe
  • That some Pee at your urging, you’re Purging – Bulemia- makes a barfer light
  • You’re so on edge, this L will hit your Ledger – give you a Darker Knight
  • I’ll take Arketype’s head at an unexpected time – see you in a Starker light
  • But don’t Blink, dog, I’ll have you crash – that’s a Barker flight
  • That’s a real 180, I’ll add one two – you’re seeing stars sparkle bright.
  • Should I bring the heat or just keep it chill?
  • Leave this muthafucka lukewarm when Nyquil/when I quill
  • You Saxon-phony! Blowing flat and folding like your bed’s a Murphy
  • Got your gums bleeding but no C notes means you end up dead of scury
  • My bars got him tapping and fretting like a Van Halen Solo
  • He Jump! Like he’s strung out on the base, like this man wearing GoPro
  • For him to reach is ingrained, I reap those yields flat like a jumper’s stop
  • This G’s MO is to produce filler like it’s a bumper crop
  • Your bars are so flabby, it’s like you got hypothyroidism
  • I put you out of mind cuz my dislike’s a type of nihilism
  • But my rival makes my violent side rise like a tide of tribalism
  • So I’m hard on him cuz he erects phallusy like a priapism
  • I disemvowel your grammatics like a colon cleanse
  • Then I sentence you to hang on my every line cuz I’m renouned for Comma sense
  • It’s plane I’m gunning for ya – I Spitfire–like I’m packing chrome
  • These shots got you flipping back and forth like a palindrome

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • There’s levels to this battle shit
  • This a game, lIke playing tetris or battleship
  • Cos like, I search blocks flip n shake
  • Clean n scrape the dinner plate
  • But you’re not on blocks not real hood,
  • Not popping glocks, no real crook.
  • And my bars detonate on open water
  • Straight up levitate it’s total slaughter
  • But your ships nowhere to be found
  • Cos if it was in sight I’m tearing it down.
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  • This man’s an android,
  • Devoid of emotion
  • I leave him crippled and destroyed feeling broken
  • Well Droid your OS needs an update
  • Cos that flow’s gettin old and stale you’re outta luck mate
  • I’ve had enough mate!
  • So I’m shooting bars at this gay bitch, see if I can’t set this cunt straight!
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  • I come from a land of convicts and killers,
  • And imma, convicted killer
  • It’s no problem when I pop em
  • Youre just another object to fill up
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  • There’s levels to this battle shit,
  • Like a level on Smash Bros.
  • I take a peek-at-you(pikachu) from down below
  • Then I snake my way up one and knock him with a bowser blow
  • Did-he-convince(diddy kong) me to stop? That’s a no
  • It was Ness-essary(Ness) to pull out the Little Mac and see how far he goes
  • Then I’m finally on the top level like Lucario
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  • I’m punching above my weight again and again
  • Cos your place and status?
  • Got no place to faze us
  • I chase the greatest
  • Just to erase their wins
  • And make em failures
  • I cruise smooth on a beat, you gotta fight n jolt
  • It’s no problem taking down a titan with a Zeus lightning bolt
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  • And I swear to fucken god
  • If this yank has a go at me for being an Aussie
  • Imma leave droid limpin when I dead this chode
  • Or it’ll be a game of knifey spooney, like that Simpsons episode

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