Battles  RoslanSkeet vs TeaseR

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Take some pride in what you write. I'm sick of all these "my life is so hard" raps. They're all bullshit.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Come at me dawg, jaw some mean shit, I mean it.
  • Spit me something longer than Mark Whalberg's penis.
  • Drop the weak shit, I mean Jesus,
  • You pussies are so soft you make me WANT to eat it.
  • Sure, you're a pistol, but I'm a nuclear missile.
  • I'll steal your pencil and use it to write your own lyrics against you.
  • I haven't met you, and I don't mean to sound disrespectful,
  • But without your helmet, we all know that you ain't nothing special.
  • My lyrics are a message, I'm telling you right now I'm coming to get you.
  • My words are my weapon,
  • They'll hurt you and whatever person you're standing next to.
  • Like fuck it, I meant to. I'm capable of doing things you couldn't expect to,
  • I've got potential with an unconventional technique.
  • I'll strap you in a collar cause you all are my pet peeves.
  • You can holler all about how your so damn depressed, please
  • You sound like a baby that wasn't taught how to breast feed.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm chilling breast feeding of your mother, you better run for cover
  • Cause my words are nuclear weapons, aiming for toys who's stepping
  • fuck the crew your repping, cause ill cook y'all all up like a steak
  • My rap technique is great, rappers like you I incinerate then obliterate
  • Then disintegrate at the rapidest rate, mate you get played like a violin
  • I'm a master from shaolin, taking away your air capacity rapidly
  • shattering your flow and ego, your the type to miss a free throw
  • I got an appetite for destruction, and drug and alcohol consumption
  • Ready to wreck your function, my flow is dangerous like multiple sclerosis
  • Lyrically Infect ya so I have to give multiples in doses
  • my crew does miracles like Jesus or Moses
  • Get your girl so wet youde think I was using hoses
  • My lyrics damage your abdominal, leave you with a scar that's phenomenal
  • Your crews vulvnerable, while mines honourable
  • Leaving you smoked up like dope, cause you can't cope and hope
  • To get a style like mine cause its endless like time,
  • Ill snort your rhymes cause your only lines are lines of coke
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