DEFENDER'S RAP

• You wrote the rules in parentheses, good move
• Challenge me to a fight? I'd snap your ankles... footloose?
• If we met in the street you'd probably hide your face,
• A damn keyboard warrior, jeez, what a disgrace.
• Whoop your fucking ass ghetto with a shoe and a lace
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• 31 lines, all of low quality I bet you.
• Stop wasting your time and put on a sweatsuit
• Go for a walk down the block and get bashed by your peers
• No respect for this mole, fuck..id smack him to tears,
• Then I'd leave with your pants, shirt, shoes and your gear,
• Hit the pub afterwards, torch your shit, then drink a beer
• See you fucked with the wrong lyricist and now you look stupid,
• Your rhyming scheme is minimalist, solid D on the blueprint.
• You're probably just a skinny bitch trying to come across as ruthless,
• Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to rhyme cause you're clueless
• So to summarize, this fat fuck needs to go on a hunger strike
• I could diss you for 100 lines but 20, does just fine