Battles -ian- vs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //lots of avatar angles in this one....
- Toosense is a nuisance of a snitch, works with the coppers
- blames all of his losses on Alts like a bitch, like they smoke his coffers
- plays the victim card flipping back and forth like an unsure tosser
- I don't need to be wishing well when I make his blood spurt like a fountain pen stopper
- real talk: this guy teaches 3rd grade, kicks knowledge 3rd rate
- so I give him the 3rd degree like a Mason on fire - that's a burned fate
- and the name he coined and image he presents with. ..a dead president minted
- while it might be time for change, but bills that fold amount only to dead precedents printed
- but not a second spent on your amendments, no bullet-in to sit on
- and not a moment's notice posted so that paper you spit on is better shit on
- and the link between you and Lincoln: both got topped by shots from a Booth
- that's some heady fucking trauma so let me be blunt force with the truth
- you're just a bunch of loose change, but they say a penny saved is a penny earned
- but I've not two pennies to rub together cuz the friction makes toosense burn
- And you make an about face in that fire, it puts an evil bent in ya
- But now you’re Two Faced so heads up! Cuz with these bat flips I’ll put a Dent in ya
- choking out each line your breathing’s like punctuation, do you need a puffer for this sport?
- Cuz I’m calling you out...it's up in the air if heads'll roll when you hit the floor
- you pushing for this battle was a big mistake, bad timing
- now you’re trapped, no going back kinda like a popped hymen
- cuz I’m firing on all cylinders, leave you exhausted
- and you're fuming cuz you don’t got the juice to just rock it/jet rocket
- and the victims you claim: grey mics, numbered and fake
- while I've been carving up the upper tier and became the icing on the cake
- yeah I’m rising to the surface, form the upper crust, I spin heads
- you’re just middle tier like some undeveloped filler like you’re in bread/inbred
- so let me make one thing graveyard clear, dead serious, no flattery
- I crack you with a pipe so that's a copper topped - a dead battery
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It aint no secret Ians swam wit a couple sharks
- But this time, I think he should of checked the water before he jumped in, Im just saying
- I out spit Droids like a Dragon Snake from the Dagobah system
- Yo Im bout to dismantle thisDroid and piece um off in da desert like aJawa
- Pull dat Ion Blaster out on ya Ian
- Droid Why you trying,You ain't no Battle Bot You Scrap metal ProgramedTa talk a lot,
- Throw his ass up in da Sand Crawler and let um rott
- Then Melt um down in a pot, Just to peddle um off on the blockLike a Huffy wit no lock
- So never tell me the oddsCause I like um low
- About to shut this Droid down like Solo did 3PO
- Stepping wit TOO weapons old school IG-88
- Ian Rolling wit nothing, New school, We call um BB-8
- I always new this R2 unit had a bitch in um, Lable um Rappads Princes
- Lets face it you couldn't transmit a hit wit a holographic image
- But this aint Star Wars its Bar Wars
- This whole Scheme proves Im a nerdy dude
- I dont claim to be hardcore
- I do roll wit a Geek Squad, But you can bet, Will bring Techs to your door
- Up Grade your Windows quick, Wit a MAC hanging out the back of a Beatle from Best Buy
- So if you want IT for me thats not a Hard Drive
- I just confirmed this KILL, fuck a WIN
- Step to me again an I'll pull this Pocket Protector and leave your front Pocket leaking like a pen