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RULES

BYOB Rules - but up to 100 seconds instead of 90

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-ian- won this battle!

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Battle on June 23 2016 and Battle on July 31 2017

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Mike Parker’s wall says he’s from a from country born on criminals, and he’s the first thief – go peep it
  • Are you saying you’re a biter, is that why all your battle raps are quickly deleted?
  • But what’s with that, what are you trying to hide?
  • Cuz I’m like an open book, anyone can read what I write
  • Then my own words become the weapons you battle with when you’re forming your lines
  • It’s like I placed the keys to my defeat into your hands and yet you still forfeit your life
  • Fuck it
  • That shit you said about your people is really fucking brutal
  • It’s the lowest common denominator so solving all the division’s fucking futile
  • But that’s not all you’ve said that’s dated, cuz in all those feedback threads you’re stating
  • Cut and pasted phrases that barely gave points other than the 2 for your rep rating
  • I’m charging in angry in this one, seeing red, no time for the bull shit
  • I’m laying down the law like a Papal Bull spit from the pulpit
  • I’m excommunicating this bitch, voice all torn, cuz I rip cords when I pull it
  • Jerked back as I’m stringing couplets like a pair of shooters spitting bullets
  • How many times I gotta decimate these pretenders to the throne
  • That’s ten pieces I’m cutting you into each segment a cutter I’m throwin'
  • I’m pitching a perfect game, and knock 'em out the Parker when I dish
  • Mike only flashes once/ones cuz I bring the high heat and burn the pitch
  • I’ve fathered so many styles it’s like I’m battling my progeny
  • Call me Jango Fett cuz this war requires cloning of the prodigy
  • But I’m more like Django Unchained guess that makes me unFETTered
  • To make a reversal of fortune: take the baby from the Candie, that’s a Mandingo untethered
  • I stick you full of shots with a bitter twist – made you licorice/liquorish
  • Separate your body from the spirit when I burn you up like Icarus
  • I leave you face down in the toilet after I deck you in the head
  • Make you take the plunge like Renton, my method owns/Methadone, and this fucking baby’s dead

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