Battles vs -ian-
RULES
BYOB Rules - but up to 100 seconds instead of 90
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
-ian- won this battle!
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Battle on June 23 2016 and Battle on July 31 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- Mike Parker’s wall says he’s from a from country born on criminals, and he’s the first thief – go peep it
- Are you saying you’re a biter, is that why all your battle raps are quickly deleted?
- But what’s with that, what are you trying to hide?
- Cuz I’m like an open book, anyone can read what I write
- Then my own words become the weapons you battle with when you’re forming your lines
- It’s like I placed the keys to my defeat into your hands and yet you still forfeit your life
- Fuck it
- That shit you said about your people is really fucking brutal
- It’s the lowest common denominator so solving all the division’s fucking futile
- But that’s not all you’ve said that’s dated, cuz in all those feedback threads you’re stating
- Cut and pasted phrases that barely gave points other than the 2 for your rep rating
- I’m charging in angry in this one, seeing red, no time for the bull shit
- I’m laying down the law like a Papal Bull spit from the pulpit
- I’m excommunicating this bitch, voice all torn, cuz I rip cords when I pull it
- Jerked back as I’m stringing couplets like a pair of shooters spitting bullets
- How many times I gotta decimate these pretenders to the throne
- That’s ten pieces I’m cutting you into each segment a cutter I’m throwin'
- I’m pitching a perfect game, and knock 'em out the Parker when I dish
- Mike only flashes once/ones cuz I bring the high heat and burn the pitch
- I’ve fathered so many styles it’s like I’m battling my progeny
- Call me Jango Fett cuz this war requires cloning of the prodigy
- But I’m more like Django Unchained guess that makes me unFETTered
- To make a reversal of fortune: take the baby from the Candie, that’s a Mandingo untethered
- I stick you full of shots with a bitter twist – made you licorice/liquorish
- Separate your body from the spirit when I burn you up like Icarus
- I leave you face down in the toilet after I deck you in the head
- Make you take the plunge like Renton, my method owns/Methadone, and this fucking baby’s dead