Battles  Dustinsane vs Louoh

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Battle on June 2 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Let's start with a thousand, has a ring to it, like a diamond.
  • Yeah, people call me violent, I destroy the environment.
  • Perhaps anger management. But I'm not the Hulk.
  • My muscles don't have bulks, it's not my fault.
  • Rain on people like a thunderbolt. Wait a minute. Rap is passionate.
  • I'm passionate, break a limit, break a million, perhaps a freaking billion.
  • Up to a trillion, all these women wanna share their opinion.
  • What about the children? They ask, they get smashed pretty damn fast.
  • So understand that.
  • Thousand, million, billion, trillion, share a couple opinions, ask the women and children.
  • Ever heard the song by Children Collide? Perhaps it's about homicide or suicide.
  • Like Phil Collins In The Air Tonight. So let's take flight until midnight.
  • Thousand, million, billion, trillion, share a couple opinions, ask the women and children.
  • But not Kim Kardashian. Bruh, I'm a God, like Charlemagne!
  • That's what comes with the fame. Am I famous? Am I being heinous by saying this?
  • Guess I'm not paying for this. That's toughness.
  • Yeah, I just said I'm tough, like Derek Hough, but enough, not enough love.
  • There's all the buzz, no one doing push-ups.
  • Except athletes, like Andrew Luck.
  • "Do you even lift?" That's worth a gringe. Go on a binge.
  • Hit and miss, never get dissed, worth a million trips. Get some tips, including some lips.
  • "What about the kids?" Screw them, most of them are rich.
  • Working in the kitchen, working on these dishes.
  • Rub them on my penis, crap coming out of my anus.
  • "That's disturbing." Are your feelings hurting? Burning?
  • That's what us normals call learning.
  • Yearning, tables turning, better hurry, or you'll be sorry. Like dudes on Maury.
  • Life sucks, like girls on a bunch of nuts.
  • "These nuts?" Shut the fuck up. That's what Macklemore calls a come up.
  • Haha, that's funny, but I got not money. Poorness everywhere, like oxygen in the air.
  • "Oh, atoms." Can you even fathom? "Can you even?" Like Even Steven?
  • Believing, and dreaming, wow, that's fucking creepy.
  • Can you see me? No, I'm dead, deader than Lindsay Lohan.
  • "Bro, she's insane, causes my head pain." Well, suck a toe.
  • She used to be good, now I don't know.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Oh please, your skill is five minutes old
  • How could you ever you beat me when my rhymes are gold?
  • I'll give you an answer: Impossible! I know!
  • So leave now, back to naptime you go.
  • Look at these rhymes!
  • Little kid stuff
  • Copyin' my skill
  • Just cause yours is rough.
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  • What is this even?
  • A plot with no story
  • How could you think
  • That YOU'D get the glory!
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  • I'm the real queen here,
  • A master over all.
  • A rapping machine here,
  • I'll just watch you fall!
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  • You're all over the place,
  • Throwing words here and there
  • Your rhymes fall onto their face
  • Go ahead, you can stare.
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  • I think it's clear I'm the winner
  • The rightful owner of the crown
  • I'll be quite interested to see the day
  • When you bring me down.

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