Battles Dustinsane vs Louoh
RULES
I will win.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Louoh won this battle!
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Battle on June 2 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let's start with a thousand, has a ring to it, like a diamond.
- Yeah, people call me violent, I destroy the environment.
- Perhaps anger management. But I'm not the Hulk.
- My muscles don't have bulks, it's not my fault.
- Rain on people like a thunderbolt. Wait a minute. Rap is passionate.
- I'm passionate, break a limit, break a million, perhaps a freaking billion.
- Up to a trillion, all these women wanna share their opinion.
- What about the children? They ask, they get smashed pretty damn fast.
- So understand that.
- Thousand, million, billion, trillion, share a couple opinions, ask the women and children.
- Ever heard the song by Children Collide? Perhaps it's about homicide or suicide.
- Like Phil Collins In The Air Tonight. So let's take flight until midnight.
- Thousand, million, billion, trillion, share a couple opinions, ask the women and children.
- But not Kim Kardashian. Bruh, I'm a God, like Charlemagne!
- That's what comes with the fame. Am I famous? Am I being heinous by saying this?
- Guess I'm not paying for this. That's toughness.
- Yeah, I just said I'm tough, like Derek Hough, but enough, not enough love.
- There's all the buzz, no one doing push-ups.
- Except athletes, like Andrew Luck.
- "Do you even lift?" That's worth a gringe. Go on a binge.
- Hit and miss, never get dissed, worth a million trips. Get some tips, including some lips.
- "What about the kids?" Screw them, most of them are rich.
- Working in the kitchen, working on these dishes.
- Rub them on my penis, crap coming out of my anus.
- "That's disturbing." Are your feelings hurting? Burning?
- That's what us normals call learning.
- Yearning, tables turning, better hurry, or you'll be sorry. Like dudes on Maury.
- Life sucks, like girls on a bunch of nuts.
- "These nuts?" Shut the fuck up. That's what Macklemore calls a come up.
- Haha, that's funny, but I got not money. Poorness everywhere, like oxygen in the air.
- "Oh, atoms." Can you even fathom? "Can you even?" Like Even Steven?
- Believing, and dreaming, wow, that's fucking creepy.
- Can you see me? No, I'm dead, deader than Lindsay Lohan.
- "Bro, she's insane, causes my head pain." Well, suck a toe.
- She used to be good, now I don't know.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh please, your skill is five minutes old
- How could you ever you beat me when my rhymes are gold?
- I'll give you an answer: Impossible! I know!
- So leave now, back to naptime you go.
- Look at these rhymes!
- Little kid stuff
- Copyin' my skill
- Just cause yours is rough.
- What is this even?
- A plot with no story
- How could you think
- That YOU'D get the glory!
- I'm the real queen here,
- A master over all.
- A rapping machine here,
- I'll just watch you fall!
- You're all over the place,
- Throwing words here and there
- Your rhymes fall onto their face
- Go ahead, you can stare.
- I think it's clear I'm the winner
- The rightful owner of the crown
- I'll be quite interested to see the day
- When you bring me down.