Battles vs InsensitiveAsshole
RULES
hes gonna say it was meant for someone else
Max of 34 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on October 5 2015, Battle on October 30 2015, and Battle on November 25 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ur shit basicree
- After our first battle, Hug pulled a hou-dini and went missing
- Came back about a week later, found out Cece didn't miss him
- I won't speculate and say his peepee isn't big,
- but we know DAMN well he couldn't #put #the #key #in #the #ignition
- Never in the #rein, #whether Hug is in #drought
- Still put a #strap #to #his #back like a #dominant #spouse
- Fuck a duckling, let's be honest here, you're very ugly.
- I'm putting #clips #through #his #belly like a #tellytubby
- I ain't usually one for clicking triggers and fronting
- But I'm like a #pubescent #teen when I'm #clicking #and #bussing.
- Like a #rockstar #sellout when I nicely #wreck #a #line, you're like an immature Frat
- With slightly better rhymes.
- But a fucking shit delivery, shit with hits means quicker victory!
- I'd been waiting #hon #da battle.... I guess his #Mitts #a' #busy
- Here's a couple more hits that I can throw at your corpse,
- Your schemes are basic as fuck, and your jokes are just forced
- I'll tell you why mom and daddy up and broke and divorced
- It's 'cause your dad got a mental age that's lower than yours.
- So I'd be wary. Just watch the beast walk.
- Your two #O's will turn to #double #X. I'm #knot to be #crossed.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- READ ME
- Ahem, I commend you on your attempt on rap, but Agamemnon was better after troy, and your funeral
- Will be a closed casket, we gang bangs and blast ratchets, you're an incest hot head with numeral
- Blasted gaskets, a big bushy unibrow and a middle finger, "oh wow", you're just another example of
- A race confused nigger, k figure the bigger picture, be quicker, after this, hits nuclear winter
- I'm Sun Tzu with my Wu Shu and this is the Art Of War, me dissing another faggot, haha who knew
- It'd be you, the stupid fool who dropped out after preschool, your mother was stupid as a Jew
- And you were her hidden jewel, this brutal ain't brutal, crucial you better google for better verse
- Type in "how to beat Huggy" in that google search, I'm a God and you should've gone to church
- I got your mother on her knees awaiting my holy fluids to bless her, I've received her prayers
- "Forgive my son the cross dresser", Young Thug and Steven Tyler wore it better, remember
- Don't sweat the sweater, no pressure or heat cause once heat meets meat you'd be pressure cooked
- Your name says burns so I guess I overlooked, and you overcooked, too bad you're never overbooked
- At a show, lil Nicky getting hot and sticky with his sweat all drippy, drinkin bleach gettin tipsy
- Wobbly wobbling and struggling as he hobbles to his hobble with an empty bottle, suicidal hostile
- Slit wrists horrible horizontal, this autist got the sharpest blade n roleplayed scenes from Hostel
- Half Marshall and Shakur, too white n a bit darker, you'd live a better life as a Christ martyr