DEFENDER'S RAP

• a close friend said i should rap about nothing
• a texas hold-em tournament, so i'll dabble in bluffing'
• i'll call…now the cavalry is comin'
• a royal hand for you turds, just a sample i'm flushing
• spin and drain, while you sleep i sit awake
• sliding past you, like ripkin when he's stealing a base (safe)
• get trampled if you get in the way,
• but you're just frickin' zits, you're face
• so…offer nothing and you're getting replaced
• 'cause i rhyme tighter than new kicks getting laced
• believe…i got a million different ways
• i can say whatever you're spilling's a legitimate waste
• just, dampen the haste…there's no real rush
• if you think you CAN, you're just a soda i'll crush
• shucks, i think i'm losing touch,
• usually numb from the frequent nights of boozing up
• so who's the what and where's the why
• moving at scary heights asking who dares to fly
• and i feel i'm prepared to die
• so the weight of it all doesn't even compare in size
• in real life, Dan never earned a trophy
• though i'm first place in all the learning and coping
• i'm going nowhere, cigs burning slowly
• truest words spoken only concerning if you know me