DEFENDER'S RAP

• You call yourself the future MC
• I didn't know in the future, rapper's bank accounts would be empty
• You think you're cool 'cause your snapback's turned around?
• Soon your fam'll have flashbacks of a clap and your snapped back crackin' on the ground
• Good thing in your profile pic, you're already dressed for your own funeral
• All black, tryna look like you sell crack, but you need to get bitch-smacked, get up your numerals
• 'Cause I can see from your selfie that all you got's a hat, shirt, and a wall
• Wouldn't be surprised if all your shit was foreclosed by the fall
• You ask for more food stamps when the government calls
• While your mom's with her pimp, lovin' my balls
• Her ass is jurassic when she gives head, you got the brain of a dinosaur
• You'll get your ass kicked, of that I am kinda sure
• You love collectin' stamps, you're a government aid connoisseur
• Your head looks like a roasted peanut and your mom's vagina's kinda sore